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Stolen from shinga
What American accent do you have?
Created by Xavier on Memegen.net
Western. Like Midland, Western is another accent that people consider neutral. So, you might not actually be from the Western half of the country, but you definitely sound like it.
And if you're not from the West, you are probably one of the following:
(a) A Pittsburgher - the quiz can't tell the difference;
(b) Someone from Canada (probably southern Ontario) who doesn't have a Canadian accent;
(c) Someone from northern New England who doesn't have a New England accent; or
(d) Someone from Texas or the Heartland who was born after 1980.
You are definitely not from New York, New Jersey, Chicago, Detroit, the Deep South, etc.
Take this quiz now - it's easy!
Stolen from cartoon_red
Age: 32
Bed Size: Queen
Chore you hate: Cleaning the bathroom
Dog's name: The missus and I cannot agree on a breed, so no dog yet.
Essential start your day item: Snooze button
Favourite sexual position: Honestly, missionary.
Gold or Silver: I really do prefer the color of silver to gold, but white gold is a wonderful loophole. :)
Height: 5' 7"
Instruments you play: I tried to learn clarinet, guitar, and bass guitar, but I couldn't grasp any of them. I used to be decent on a piano. There was a brief period when I thought my voice wasn't too bad, as well.
Job title: I think my official title is Administrative Assistant. If that is the case (I think it is), it is inaccurate. I'm more of an Office Manager.
Kids: Not until September! :)
Living arrangements: Currently subletting a condo, looking to buy a house.
Mom's name: Ah Chu
Nicknames: Christian, Jubei
Overnight hospital stay other than birth: None *knocks on wood*
Pet Peeve: Opinions or falsehoods being presented as facts.
Quote from a movie: Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.
Right or left handed: Right
Siblings: One sister (four years older than me), and a half sister (old enough to be my mom, who I have never met)
Time you wake up: On a work day, around 6:30am (the first time, many snoozes follow); on a day off, around noon-ish
Underwear: Boxers with some kind of entertaining print.
Vegetable you dislike: Um... I'm drawing a blank here.
Workout style: Working out? What's that?
X-rays you've had: Teeth, chest.
Yesterday's best moment: Dinner was excellent (spaghetti squash and veal)!
Zoo favourite: I haven't been to a zoo since I was little (excluding the night visit, dressed as pirates, about a year ago... but we didn't see any animals that visit), so I can't say... must be time to visit a zoo again!
And this one came from several places:
Me = $580.60
Rules:
1) This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
2) You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
3) Note: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.
Smoked weed: $10
Did acid or pills: $5
Ever had sex at church: $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you: $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc: $25
Had sex for money: $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican: $20
Vandalized something: $20
Had sex on your parents' bed: $10
Beat up someone: $20
Been jumped: $10
Cross dressed: $10
Given money to stripper: $25
Been in love with a stripper: $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know: $0.10
Hit on someone of the same sex while at work: $15
Ever drive and drank: $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk: $50
Used toys while having sex: $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before: $20
Went skinny dipping: $5
Had sex in a pool: $20
Kissed someone of the same sex: $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex: $20
Cheated on your significant other: $10
Masturbated: $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend: $20
Done oral: $5
Got oral: $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving: $25
Stole something: $10
Had sex with someone in jail: $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures: $15
Had a threesome: $50
Had sex in public: $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex: $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars: $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older: $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7): $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time: $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it: $25
Went streaking: $5
Went streaking in broad daylight: $15
Been arrested: $5
Spent time in jail: $15
Pissed in the pool: $0.50
Played spin the bottle: $5
Done something you regret: $20
Had sex with your best friend: $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work: $25
Had anal sex: $80
Lied to your mate: $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good: $25
http://www.formspring.me/thejoshed
Stolen from shinga
What American accent do you have?
Created by Xavier on Memegen.net
Western. Like Midland, Western is another accent that people consider neutral. So, you might not actually be from the Western half of the country, but you definitely sound like it.
And if you're not from the West, you are probably one of the following:
(a) A Pittsburgher - the quiz can't tell the difference;
(b) Someone from Canada (probably southern Ontario) who doesn't have a Canadian accent;
(c) Someone from northern New England who doesn't have a New England accent; or
(d) Someone from Texas or the Heartland who was born after 1980.
You are definitely not from New York, New Jersey, Chicago, Detroit, the Deep South, etc.
Take this quiz now - it's easy!
Stolen from cartoon_red
Age: 32
Bed Size: Queen
Chore you hate: Cleaning the bathroom
Dog's name: The missus and I cannot agree on a breed, so no dog yet.
Essential start your day item: Snooze button
Favourite sexual position: Honestly, missionary.
Gold or Silver: I really do prefer the color of silver to gold, but white gold is a wonderful loophole. :)
Height: 5' 7"
Instruments you play: I tried to learn clarinet, guitar, and bass guitar, but I couldn't grasp any of them. I used to be decent on a piano. There was a brief period when I thought my voice wasn't too bad, as well.
Job title: I think my official title is Administrative Assistant. If that is the case (I think it is), it is inaccurate. I'm more of an Office Manager.
Kids: Not until September! :)
Living arrangements: Currently subletting a condo, looking to buy a house.
Mom's name: Ah Chu
Nicknames: Christian, Jubei
Overnight hospital stay other than birth: None *knocks on wood*
Pet Peeve: Opinions or falsehoods being presented as facts.
Quote from a movie: Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.
Right or left handed: Right
Siblings: One sister (four years older than me), and a half sister (old enough to be my mom, who I have never met)
Time you wake up: On a work day, around 6:30am (the first time, many snoozes follow); on a day off, around noon-ish
Underwear: Boxers with some kind of entertaining print.
Vegetable you dislike: Um... I'm drawing a blank here.
Workout style: Working out? What's that?
X-rays you've had: Teeth, chest.
Yesterday's best moment: Dinner was excellent (spaghetti squash and veal)!
Zoo favourite: I haven't been to a zoo since I was little (excluding the night visit, dressed as pirates, about a year ago... but we didn't see any animals that visit), so I can't say... must be time to visit a zoo again!
And this one came from several places:
Me = $580.60
Rules:
1) This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
2) You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
3) Note: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.
Smoked weed: $10
Did acid or pills: $5
Ever had sex at church: $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you: $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc: $25
Had sex for money: $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican: $20
Vandalized something: $20
Had sex on your parents' bed: $10
Beat up someone: $20
Been jumped: $10
Cross dressed: $10
Given money to stripper: $25
Been in love with a stripper: $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know: $0.10
Hit on someone of the same sex while at work: $15
Ever drive and drank: $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk: $50
Used toys while having sex: $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before: $20
Went skinny dipping: $5
Had sex in a pool: $20
Kissed someone of the same sex: $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex: $20
Cheated on your significant other: $10
Masturbated: $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend: $20
Done oral: $5
Got oral: $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving: $25
Stole something: $10
Had sex with someone in jail: $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures: $15
Had a threesome: $50
Had sex in public: $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex: $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars: $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older: $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7): $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time: $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it: $25
Went streaking: $5
Went streaking in broad daylight: $15
Been arrested: $5
Spent time in jail: $15
Pissed in the pool: $0.50
Played spin the bottle: $5
Done something you regret: $20
Had sex with your best friend: $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work: $25
Had anal sex: $80
Lied to your mate: $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good: $25