The first day of Thanksgiving break, and I wake up to a couple of inches of snow and an empty college town.

Thank the Lord, the bitch gets a break.

*sigh*

I'm convinced that a tiny puppy in tiny costumes is pretty much all I need in my life to make me happy.


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Huh. More sophisticated than 89% of my peers?

...like no one saw THAT coming.

Semicolon

You scored 23% Sociability and 76% Sophistication!

Congratulations! You are the semicolon! You are the highest expression ( Read more... )

The reclaiming of winter clothes is possibly the best thing about cold weather. Every year it's like finding a whole new wardrobe as you discover all of the magical coats and scarves you forgot about ( Read more... )

Bill Newell's Feedback on my Lit Review ( Read more... )

This is my horoscope for tomorrow:

Your calendar could suddenly be completely booked, Josh, as the day provides opportunities for social encounters. You could get asked to lunch by an attractive friend or colleague. Maybe you will be in the mood for a little light flirtation over your soup and salad! In the evening, you could have your choice ( Read more... )

I never thought that I would be excitedly biting my nails in anticipation of a list of indictments.

Like it was Christmas morning.

Makes me feel old.

On York Peppermint Patties:

"My God, if I could have sex with that texture, we'd have like, a million minty-smooth babies." -J. Catone

I mean really.

Is there ANY insulation in this house?