The phrase I'd like to go with right now is ( Read more... )

Dude, Auckland Tornadoes.

Wicked.

Here's hoping for no injuries I guess

First of all, I'm drunk as shit ( Read more... )

The one thing that bothers me most of all in any sort of acting, especially since I just saw it on television, where you'd expect a somewhat better level of talent, is when actors don't know how to interrupt each other properly ( Read more... )

You know what, you lucky little fuckers?

I found it...

This is what makes my country great. Seriously, one of the best songs in the world.

But it doesn't compare to this:

The Best Kiwi Song In The World

Unfortunately, both the band's name, and the song title result in an infinite amount of internet lies. Anyway, enjoy the video for what it is.
It isn't ( Read more... )

In my boredom at work the other day, I came up with a brilliant theme for my 21st (though I won't be having a theme)

Instead of the standard 'Pimps and prostitutes' theme, where everyone celebrates the lonely 5'3 guy wearing a purple suit and fedora hat to get the attention he craves... (which is so different to covering yourself in green paint or ( Read more... )

War and Peace is a bitch. Literally Biblical in proportions. Birth of modern literature my ass.
Part of my inner geek has died. I wasted a lot of money a while back on something to entertain my geekdom, within a week I'm utterly unimpressed and am choosing to read war & peace instead.

Astronomy Humour, found as someone's icon:

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Ah, Evolutionary Humour.

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I am back at university. Depressed and jaded.

Anyway, I have one class where the three lecturers introduced themselves.

One looked like Rip Torn except much angrier.
One looked like James Spader except in a daggy t-shirt and jeans and sneakers, making him look like a twelve year old
One looked like Hugh Laurie except with a pony tail, less wit and ( Read more... )

Fire in the disco indeed ( Read more... )