Unicorn?

[greyias]

What the...?

While trawling through my drafts folder, desperately searching for something or another... I come across this. Leesa, I only have the vaguest memory of this, but somehow... I think this is your fault. Actually, the more I think about it, I'm really sure you're responsible for it. *g*

Comments

[wildcat88]

Hee! You are too twisted for color television.

I'd love to see what a pissed off unicorn looks like. Wish I could draw...

[greyias]

I too would love to see the image of a pissed-off unicorn. It seems like an awesome feat to incite violence from such a gentle, noble creature. Of course, if there was anyone who was up to that task, it would be Rodney McKay.

[leesa_perrie]

Moi? *innocent look* I don't remember anything about unicorns!! But then again, the number of cracked ideas we've come up with, it's quite possible I might have had some small teeny tiny *holds fingers a millimetre apart* thing to do with it - maybe!!! *vbg*

Of course, putting all portions of blame or not-blame to one side, I want more! What did Rodney do to piss off the unicorn?!!!

And I second the call for pissed off unicorn art!!

[greyias]

I'm 99% sure this came from something you said in chat. Of course, the draft was from like... June of last year, so I guess I'll forgive you if you don't remember the particulars either ;)

What did Rodney do to piss off the unicorn?!!!

He followed his mommy's advice and was himself. What else? :D

And I second the call for pissed off unicorn art!!

Alas, it will have to come from a better artist than I. Unless you want something more resembling a disgruntled brontosaurus.

[leesa_perrie]

A disgruntled brontosaurus? Hey, I have another crack!fic idea for you - Rodney as a brontosaur!! *g*

[greyias]

[ariadne83]

Hooves and horn! Unicorns are badass!

[greyias]

That's why a unicorn was on the FBI's Most Wanted list. Trufax.

[anonymous]

Oh PLEASE continue this story & update very soon! I gotta find out what Rodney did now!

[greyias]

I'm sorry, my kind Anonymouse, but I'm afraid this is all the brainpower I have for this cracky adventure. I am afraid, unless there is some other brave soul willing to venture forth into the choppy, crack-filled waters, that what exactly transpired between Rodney and his unicorn nemesis will remain a mystery.

[xparrot]

Ahahah unicorn - the rest of Atlantis is going to be teasing them for the next year!

[greyias]

So what you're saying is... you don't think Ronon's unicorn-made scars are going to up his street cred any?