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[greysonmeo]

Fuck this. Fuuuuuuuck this. I am done with working on this stupid house and basement renovation on my own. Fuck this!

See me? I am NOT self-motivated. I do NOT work well by myself. I am a TEAM PLAYER. Hear that?!? Team. ME in a TEAM. I am a team player, team leader, team fucking manager if I have to be but fuck this working on my own!

Me <~~~

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[stippledpink]

this post is nearly eight years old, and I can happily (genuinely, happily, because I am madly in love with you and that means ALL of you) tell you that your ability to assemble items/clean/organize solo hasn't changed ONE IOTA in all that time.

in the interest of preserving your future happiness, I promise to avoid IKEA shopping trips entirely, and that I will keep a short list of burly, beer-appreciating and pizza-devouring ruggers who are only too content to "team-project for food".

love. <3