"In Bed"

Nov 08, 2005 22:12

Top 3 Fortunes I've received for "In bed ( Read more... )

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lustrousorchid November 9 2005, 04:38:49 UTC
HAHAHAHA, ACORNS!

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greyve November 9 2005, 05:01:16 UTC
Ironically, I got this one after teaching my 12 year old cousins, one with a rather strict Roman catholic mom, about the "In bed" game last time I was in New Jersey. My aunt wasn't terribly happy with me.

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it's mediocre melissalo November 9 2005, 04:50:15 UTC
"Your dearest wish will come true."

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Re: it's mediocre greyve November 9 2005, 05:05:10 UTC
Don't feel bad. I've been exposed to more fortune cookies than your average person being a restaurant kid and all, so I've gotten these "gems" through sheer volume.

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dadadollar November 9 2005, 07:16:18 UTC
*HA HA HA*

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skygrasper November 9 2005, 08:33:50 UTC
When I get bored enough to post on livejournal I spend an hour beforehand on hotornot.com and give everyone 10s.
*shrugs*

I'm still looking out for Zeise. I was told he was on hotornot.com. ;)

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greyve November 9 2005, 17:16:02 UTC
Captain Ahab and his white whale. (The whale being his picture on hotornot, not him himself. realized how mean that could sound taken out of context)

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that's better melissalo November 9 2005, 21:25:39 UTC
is that reference to genitalia?
[i don't get it]

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Re: that's better greyve November 9 2005, 21:35:29 UTC
Your mind is definitely in the gutter. Referring to a person as a whale is synonymous with calling them fat, and since Zeise was watching his weight so carefully it makes referring to him as a whale even meaner.

My attempted reference to the whale was its elusiveness in comparison to his picture on hotornot.com.

There. No room for misinterpretation.

P.S. If somebody refers to a persons genitalia in comparison to a whale, most wouldn't consider that an insult so much as flattery.

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