I don't think my job is nearly so bad anymore

[greyyguy]

The perils of trying to save the elephant from extinction

“One guy I know got a black eye from being hit by an elephant’s penis."

How do you explain that one when people ask? I think I would take the easy way out and say my wife beats me.

Comments

[crwilley]

Heh. I wonder if "elephant masturbator" will ever show up on Dirty Jobs.

[greyyguy]

That would be great! Even better then the horse episode :)

[saranjeuhal]

Yes, along with the bonus episode of "trash bag salesman" (think about it).

[saranjeuhal]

He was lucky it was just the penis. Can you imagine what'd happen if he was blindsided by the balls too?