Can I get a prescription for the Honey Nut version?

[gridlockjoe]

The FDA says if General Mills continues to maintain that Cheerios can lower cholesterol by 4% in six weeks, the government will consider the cereal a drug, and a new drug at that, which cannot be marketed at all without being submitted first for approval to the FDA

Comments

[ariomness]

That's so awesome. I can just imagine the big box of Cheerios sandwiched in between the laxatives and the sudafed at Wallgreens...

[anewdaysjourney]

It's when they take away my Frosted Mini-Wheats that I'm going to be really really steamed...