Alyssa

[grim81trvr]

every time, every fucking time. she just pops up, says a few magical words, and i fall for her all over again. and i like it, i really like it. i want her so much

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[anonymous]

In the words of the fake Tom Cruise on Celebrity Jeapordy....

Answer: Go

Wager: For It!

[troutforbrains]

think of her smelling like ass, looking like an ogre while she sleeps, being completely unfeeling and emotionless, and then thank god that you never have to experience these things.

i think that would help me get over her.

or you could drive to aggieland, climb into her window, and shower her with your trever lovin'. and then shower. together.

whatever you feel would help. whatever you do, just keep cool and dont rip your hair out.

roffle!!!

[grim81trvr]

Thanks, James, you always know what to say to make me clutch my sides in pain on the floor. but i think im going to go with the second option, accept climbing through the window...its like 4 stories or something like that!

Re: roffle!!!

[troutforbrains]

if you really loved her, you would climb through the window. because that would be pretty kick ass, ya know? oh well
have fun with the showering

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[troutforbrains]

Sorry guys my window doesn't open, it's sealed shut...next option...*knock on door* :)