The wrong hole
I just had this conversation with my younger brother. Cut for EXTREMELY DISTURBING CONTENT.
Seriously. You dont want to read this at all.
[20:42] Angelis: dont accidently go for the wrong hole, i can teach you how to get a girl to agree to buttsecks
[20:43] Angelis: its very srs biz
[20:43] Angelis: do you want to know?
[20:43] Angelis: its a very precise formula
[20:43] Grant: i was just gonna use handcuffs
[20:43] Angelis: youll have to follow it exactly
[20:43] Angelis: rofl :)
[20:43] Angelis: if you do what i say that bitch will be begging for it
[20:43] Angelis: then shell hump you from the back while you fuck ehr ass
[20:44] Angelis: and trust me, youre going to be into that
[20:44] Angelis: :)
[20:44] Grant: ok lemme here this
[20:44] Angelis: ok, first of all
[20:44] Angelis: you eat that pussy
[20:44] Angelis: and you use fingers in the vag
[20:45] Angelis: and you stick the finger in like, one knuckle up and hit the g spot
[20:45] Angelis: youll know when you do b/c that bitch will tense all up
[20:45] Angelis: keep at that for a good long while
[20:45] Angelis: alternate your finger on the clit and the vag
[20:45] Angelis: then, move it tot he ass
[20:46] Angelis: and alternate the clit, vag and ass
[20:46] Angelis: now, before you go for the ass, bitch needs to be squirming and moaning
[20:46] Angelis: make sure shes good and hot
[20:46] Angelis: then stick your finger in a little bit
[20:47] Angelis: if she draws back stick your entire face on her pussy so shell forget you stuck your finger in her ass
[20:47] Angelis: repeat until she doesnt give a shit that your finger is in ehr ass
[20:47] Angelis: PROTIP: DONT LET HER CUM
[20:47] Angelis: next
[20:48] Angelis: finger her ass a little harder and deeper while you keep eating her out
[20:48] Angelis: get her asshole pliant and wet
[20:48] Angelis: this is the first part
[20:48] Angelis: if you do it right, and by right i mean long enough and enthusiastically
[20:49] Angelis: she will be begging for some cock
[20:49] Angelis: part tw
[20:49] Angelis: two*
[20:49] Angelis: put her on her side and act like youre going to hit that pussy from behind
[20:49] Angelis: reach around and rub her clit
[20:49] Angelis: and gently finger her ass again
[20:50] Angelis: then, ever so quietly start to ease the cock into her ass
[20:50] Angelis: keep her on her side so it wont hurt so much
[20:50] Angelis: make sure youre touching her clit so she stays into it
[20:50] Angelis: and kiss her and tell her shes pretty and shit
[20:51] Angelis: ease it in about half way
[20:51] Angelis: no more unless shes a nasty fucking whore
[20:51] Angelis: then keep rubbing her clit and start fucking
[20:51] Angelis: keep kissing
[20:51] Angelis: PROTIP
[20:51] Angelis: DONT LET HER CUM
[20:51] Angelis: IF YOU LET HER CUM ALL SEX WILL STOP
[20:52] Angelis: AND SHE MIGHT EVEN PRESS CHARGES FOR SODOMY
[20:52] Angelis: BUT IF YOU MAKE SURE NOT TO LET HER CUM
[20:52] Angelis: SHE WILL BE INTO IT LIKE FAT KIDS AT PIZZA HUT
[20:52] Angelis: now by this time
[20:53] Angelis: you might have nutted in her ass
[20:53] Angelis: now, you need to make sure she DOES cum
[20:53] Angelis: becasue if she doesnt, she will never let you buttsecks her again
[20:53] Angelis: rinse
[20:53] Angelis: repeat
[20:53] Angelis: That my friend, is how buttsecks is done
[20:54] Grant: 1xD
[20:54] Grant: alot of steps
[20:54] Angelis: youll get it
[20:54] Angelis: if you do it right shell let you do it again
[20:54] Grant: anyways a chick told me flat out she would let me stick it in her ass lol
[20:54] Angelis: well shes a nasty whore
[20:54] Grant: ik
[20:54] Grant: she keeps begging me for sex when she gets back
[20:54] Angelis: besides the likihood is she will chicken out or cry and ruin it
[20:55] Angelis: buttsecks hurts
[20:55] Angelis: the only thing that combats the pain is arousal
[20:55] Angelis: you have to get her VERY aroused
[20:55] Grant: yet a couple days ago she told me she fucked some guy on vacation xxxD so i might let her get into it a bit then randomly throw my clothes back on me and leave loooool
[20:55] Angelis: thats the theme
[20:55] Angelis: women never give up the ass
[20:55] Angelis: unless they are whores
[20:55] Angelis: and whores give you herpes
[20:55] Angelis: another protip ^
[20:55] Grant: yup lol
Seriously. You dont want to read this at all.
[20:42] Angelis: dont accidently go for the wrong hole, i can teach you how to get a girl to agree to buttsecks
[20:43] Angelis: its very srs biz
[20:43] Angelis: do you want to know?
[20:43] Angelis: its a very precise formula
[20:43] Grant: i was just gonna use handcuffs
[20:43] Angelis: youll have to follow it exactly
[20:43] Angelis: rofl :)
[20:43] Angelis: if you do what i say that bitch will be begging for it
[20:43] Angelis: then shell hump you from the back while you fuck ehr ass
[20:44] Angelis: and trust me, youre going to be into that
[20:44] Angelis: :)
[20:44] Grant: ok lemme here this
[20:44] Angelis: ok, first of all
[20:44] Angelis: you eat that pussy
[20:44] Angelis: and you use fingers in the vag
[20:45] Angelis: and you stick the finger in like, one knuckle up and hit the g spot
[20:45] Angelis: youll know when you do b/c that bitch will tense all up
[20:45] Angelis: keep at that for a good long while
[20:45] Angelis: alternate your finger on the clit and the vag
[20:45] Angelis: then, move it tot he ass
[20:46] Angelis: and alternate the clit, vag and ass
[20:46] Angelis: now, before you go for the ass, bitch needs to be squirming and moaning
[20:46] Angelis: make sure shes good and hot
[20:46] Angelis: then stick your finger in a little bit
[20:47] Angelis: if she draws back stick your entire face on her pussy so shell forget you stuck your finger in her ass
[20:47] Angelis: repeat until she doesnt give a shit that your finger is in ehr ass
[20:47] Angelis: PROTIP: DONT LET HER CUM
[20:47] Angelis: next
[20:48] Angelis: finger her ass a little harder and deeper while you keep eating her out
[20:48] Angelis: get her asshole pliant and wet
[20:48] Angelis: this is the first part
[20:48] Angelis: if you do it right, and by right i mean long enough and enthusiastically
[20:49] Angelis: she will be begging for some cock
[20:49] Angelis: part tw
[20:49] Angelis: two*
[20:49] Angelis: put her on her side and act like youre going to hit that pussy from behind
[20:49] Angelis: reach around and rub her clit
[20:49] Angelis: and gently finger her ass again
[20:50] Angelis: then, ever so quietly start to ease the cock into her ass
[20:50] Angelis: keep her on her side so it wont hurt so much
[20:50] Angelis: make sure youre touching her clit so she stays into it
[20:50] Angelis: and kiss her and tell her shes pretty and shit
[20:51] Angelis: ease it in about half way
[20:51] Angelis: no more unless shes a nasty fucking whore
[20:51] Angelis: then keep rubbing her clit and start fucking
[20:51] Angelis: keep kissing
[20:51] Angelis: PROTIP
[20:51] Angelis: DONT LET HER CUM
[20:51] Angelis: IF YOU LET HER CUM ALL SEX WILL STOP
[20:52] Angelis: AND SHE MIGHT EVEN PRESS CHARGES FOR SODOMY
[20:52] Angelis: BUT IF YOU MAKE SURE NOT TO LET HER CUM
[20:52] Angelis: SHE WILL BE INTO IT LIKE FAT KIDS AT PIZZA HUT
[20:52] Angelis: now by this time
[20:53] Angelis: you might have nutted in her ass
[20:53] Angelis: now, you need to make sure she DOES cum
[20:53] Angelis: becasue if she doesnt, she will never let you buttsecks her again
[20:53] Angelis: rinse
[20:53] Angelis: repeat
[20:53] Angelis: That my friend, is how buttsecks is done
[20:54] Grant: 1xD
[20:54] Grant: alot of steps
[20:54] Angelis: youll get it
[20:54] Angelis: if you do it right shell let you do it again
[20:54] Grant: anyways a chick told me flat out she would let me stick it in her ass lol
[20:54] Angelis: well shes a nasty whore
[20:54] Grant: ik
[20:54] Grant: she keeps begging me for sex when she gets back
[20:54] Angelis: besides the likihood is she will chicken out or cry and ruin it
[20:55] Angelis: buttsecks hurts
[20:55] Angelis: the only thing that combats the pain is arousal
[20:55] Angelis: you have to get her VERY aroused
[20:55] Grant: yet a couple days ago she told me she fucked some guy on vacation xxxD so i might let her get into it a bit then randomly throw my clothes back on me and leave loooool
[20:55] Angelis: thats the theme
[20:55] Angelis: women never give up the ass
[20:55] Angelis: unless they are whores
[20:55] Angelis: and whores give you herpes
[20:55] Angelis: another protip ^
[20:55] Grant: yup lol