From Kristen's LJ

[grimm_n_giggle]

1. Grab the nearest book

Comments

[notquiteitalian]

"Roosevelt set up an Inland Waterways Commission in 1907."
ironically, I think it is the shortest sentence in the entire book....

Here's mine

[loves_candle]

"If you touch an infant's cheeck, the infant will turn its head toward the stimulus and open its mouth as if expecting a nipple."
-From Grace J Craig and Don Baucum's Human Development: Ninth Edition

Hehe... now you have the word "nipple" on your livejournal.... twice!

[youthoughtwr0ng]

wow, this post is from almost a year ago. this is allison, by the way. but i just did the book thing and it was kind of funny so here's what i got:

"He's got bleached hair and a beard and he looks like Jesus."
(from Nick Hornby's About A Boy)