I think my fortune cookie is trying to tell me I'm pregnant...

[grimmy_grahams]

So I got two fortunes in my cookie. Lucky me, right? I THINK NOT.

The first one says:
" A small lucky package is on its way to you soon."

The second:
" Now is the time to call loved ones at a distance. Share your news."

O_O

I'M NOT PREGNANT!

I hope...

Comments

[peachsodapixie]

I just want to go on the record and say I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!! I swear I haven't slipped you fertility drugs (yet)......