water

[grneyedmonster9]

So I tried this 'drinking 8 glasses of water a day' thing the other day. Turns out I was bloated and miserable all night long, and my kidneys are probably still mad at me for making them do so much work. Chris insists that I just need to give my body time to adjust to it. I don't know that it will ever adjust, though. I think it's too used to

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[_bienchen_]

Don't forget, the food you eat makes up a good part of those 8 recommended glasses of water. And it doesn't have to be water, it can be any liquid. I recommend beer.

especially cheap beer

[grneyedmonster9]

I think that cheap beer would definitely count toward those 8 glasses a day. Because as Chris says they are like sex in a canoe... "fucking close to water"

Re: especially cheap beer

[_bienchen_]

I have to comment that that is the oldest joke ever (or in German, "The beard on that joke is already pretty long"). But it is still true.

Re: especially cheap beer

[grneyedmonster9]

Yes. That joke is old. So is Chris. But it seemed to fit particularily well in that context. I won't even drink cheap beer anyway. Unless I'm already wasted.