GROG NEW AT MEME THING SO BE KIND TO GROG GROG LOVES YOU BUT DO NOT ANGER GROG ( Read more... )

GROG WONDER WHERE FROG AND BUNNY ARE TODAY

GROG HAVE TO WASTE LOT OF GROG TIME TODAY AT DMV UGLY PERSON BEHIND DESK WITH MUSTACHE SAY GROG NOT LIST CORRECTIVE LENSES PROPERLY GROG ONLY MEMORY OF LENSES INVOLVE STRANGE 80S SOVIET ANTI GROG SCHEME INVOLVING LARGE MAGNIFYING GLASS (GROG LAUGH AT IT MAYBE MOCK TERROR A LITTLE TO MAKE MAN WITH MARK ON HEAD NOT LOOSE TOO MUCH FACE) AFTER MUSTACHE ( Read more... )

SO GROG BACK FROM VACATION GROG TAKE TRIP TO DISNEY PLACE AND SEE MOUSE PERSON FOR FIRST TIME SINCE INCIDENT WITH THE GROG SHOW MOUSE KIND OF SURPRISED TO SEE GROG NOT REALLY SO FORGIVING GROG OKAY WITH THAT SINCE GROG KNOW MASS CONSUMPTION OF AUDIENCE NOT REALLY GOOD THING FOR PILOT EPISODE AFTERWARDS GROG HEAD TO CAPE CANAVERAL SPEND SOME QUALITY ( Read more... )

SO GROG FIX YAHOO PROBLEM GROG SHOOT FIRE AT SOFTWARE DESIGNERS THEN THEY GIVE GROG TRILLIAN PROGRAM GROG OKAY WITH THAT MUCH SPYWARE DIE AT HANDS OF GROG IN PROCESS SO GROG MOSTLY PLEASED GROG RECEIVE AOL CD IN MAIL GROG RATE IT 6.5 DUE TO CRUNCHINESS BUT AFTERTASTE NOT SO PLEASANT GROG JUST GET PHONE CALL FROM MOTHRA GROG MAYBE SAY IT BOOTY CALL ( Read more... )

GROG HAVE GRIPE WITH YAHOO MESSENGER PERSONS THEY MAKE ANNOYING NOISE PART OF SOFTWARE GROG TRY EVERYTHING TO DEFEAT NOISE BUT IT STILL ECHO IN GROG HEAD EVEN AFTER GROG EAT SPEAKERS IN PROTEST NOT GOOD NOISE GROG SUSPECT MAYBE NSA INVOLVEMENT POSSIBLY NEW ANTI-GROG WEAPON IN DEVELOPMENT BRRRIING ARGH SEE GROG EVEN TYPE OUT ANNOYING NOISE MAYBE ( Read more... )

SO GROG GET DRUNKEN PHONE CALL FROM MEGALON TONIGHT GROG HAVE TO LAUGH MEGALON SCREW UP INVITE TO A-KON (GROG SORRY IF LINK FUNNY GROG STRUGGLE WITH HTML) AND GET BANNED FROM EVEN GOING GROG GIVE ADVICE ON SPEECH BEFORE BUT MEGALON NOTORIOUS DRUNK AND ATE INVITE COMMITTEE ( Read more... )

GROG HAVE PANIC ATTACK TONIGHT NOT SO FUN GROG MAYBE EXAMINE DIET MAYBE GROG STOP EATING SO MANY PROTESTERS IN FRONT OF GREEN PARTY HEADQUARTERS GROG THINK MAYBE PATCHOULI HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT IN OTHER GROG NEWS COUSIN BIGFOOT CALL ASKING GROG FOR MONEY AGAIN GROG TELL HIM NO AFTER ACCIDENT INVOLVING SHOE STORE EMPLOYEES GROG PRETTY SURE ( Read more... )

GROG JUST MAKE QUICK POST SO FUNNY TO GROG LOCAL RESIDENTS DISCOVER GROG HOUSE ARRIVE OUTSIDE IN MOB CALLING ITSELF NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH MOSTLY SOCCER MOMS AND OCTAGENEREANS WITH TORCHES (MAYBE GROG SHOW THEM HOW GROG FIRE COMPARE LATER) AND CALL GROG OUT WHILE NOT BEARING ANY ANTI-GROG WEAPONS GROG LAUGH AND EAT SEVERAL IN PROTEST GROG THEN SCATTER ( Read more... )

GROG FORCE LOCAL PREACHER TO ADVERTISE GROG EVENT


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