So a Bhuddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make Me one with everything ( Read more... )

Haircut: done. Successfully avoiding getting fined for showing up early: no word. Stress levels: Shatnerian in intensity ( Read more... )

Grey's Anatomy has some of the worst acting ever, this season.

Also, I hate dentists, because my mouth is now both bloody and painful, and Novocaine makes me hyperventilate.

More suitable titles for the last Harry Potter book ( Read more... )

Yesterday I shot a computer moniter and a can of peaches with 20-guage shotgun slugs. Then, without eating dinner, I hiked 15 miles in 3 hours.

That's why I'm fuckin' hardcore.

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Standing [in a desert] with a gun in my hand ( Read more... )

1. Where were you an hour ago? Playing my guitar in City Hall ( Read more... )

So the camp gave us wi-fi in our business office, which was nice of them. I've now hijacked the computer because it's 12:30, I'm not tired, and I have too little to do ( Read more... )

I'm back in Houston until Sunday. Call me if anything's going on.