today for the most part was extremely boring, so towards the end of the night jonah and i went to denny's for way too much coffee. he invited this girl natalie to join us, and i must say this chick was pretty cool ( Read more... )

ahhh, FUCK ME ( Read more... )

the hardest thing for me to do right now is to not call.
its been four days.
please tell me you didnt do this on purpose.

i hate dominos. no i dont. i hate rebecca biggers, the owner of dominos. the fool. she works one day a week. the rest of the week, the store runs like great. but the one day she works, she comes in and changes everything. fucks it up. we have a great system, and she destroys it every week. she sent me home at 630 on a friday night. dummy ( Read more... )

sorry if this is cryptic. well i guess it doesnt matter. no one reads this but me ( Read more... )

so we tore that shit up on saturday. i thought we were kinda off, but everyone, and i DO MEAN EVERYONE, gave us props for sounding insane. a window made for two is once again the favorite. so i have a surprise for anyone who goes to our webpage. well, not yet, but it will be ready soon ( Read more... )

i did it. i have always thought about it but never followed thru until now. i measured my penis. i am tempted to post the dimensions on here, despite their low values. maybe i will if a bunch of people ask me to ( Read more... )

i hate this planet. im going to burn it down.

on top of that i have to somehow save 20 thousdand million dollars for my bands full length recording as well as a van and a tour. plus i need a new guitar. donate money to K LENIUS. its tax deductible.

i am awake, but i dont wanna leave my room. its been this way for a few days now. id rather just be in here with the door locked. yesteday i went to band practice. i hate mike cortada, jason just smokes pot all day, and jonah is ALWAYS freaking out over some girl ( Read more... )

i hate girls for real. i hate myself for real. why am i such a chump? why do i have to be completely retarded with girls ( Read more... )