This should be fun...

[groovycwgrl]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY

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[the_hansolo]

Ohh my god, remember when you and I went on that motorcycle trip to kansas, and On the way we got pulled over by the cop with the hat and we kept calling him Opey so much that he finally got mad and tried to arrest us by got hit by a bus when he was going back to his car to get his tazer. God, I'll never forget the look on his face when that greyhound caved in his chest cavity.

When we walked in a Winter wonderland...

[kirbous]

Nothing beats that great Winter day where it snowed and we decided to have a dog sled race. Though, we had a little trouble finding the dogs....and the sleds...so we gave up on that idea. So then we decided to build snow people! We made a man and named him Rupert and a woman and named her Francesca. Then we performed a wedding! I officiated, and you were the witness. It really wasn't cool when the tears froze on my face. It wasn't nice for you to laugh. Then they had a baby named Billy. You liked him so much you took him home and put him in your freezer. Then we got the great idea to go ice skating on Lake Patsy. I ended up with a 6-inch bruise on my tush, and you fell through. Luckily that St. Bernard came, pulled you out, and gave you that stuff in the little barrel around his neck. Though, I never though you'd give it back. Then you rode him home, and we warmed you up by the fire I made in the dorm room. The fire triggered the alarm, but the firemen were really nice and understood when they saw you. Then they