Great Booze Give Away

Sep 11, 2007 16:14

So my roommate moved out. The good news is that I get to take over the place as the senior roomie. The rest of the news is that she left behind a bunch of crap in the garage ( Read more... )

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8bitnintendo September 11 2007, 23:44:35 UTC
I would say #1 or #3. #1 would probably appreciate it more, and might actually enjoy mixing unusual drinks. #3 would make for a hell of a party, especially if you could get yourself invited to see the wackiness.

#5 would have had my vote, if he'd had the creativity to lie more. His writing style looked as if it were leading up into a ridiculously over-the-top saga of Robb-style exaggeration, but it deeply disappointed. Maybe you should respond with an email regretfully letting him know you selected another winner, but offering some pointers on how to seal the deal the next time he is trying to score free alcohol or pick up a chick. If you're going to have style, you need balls to back it up (or at least pretend you can.)

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8bitnintendo September 12 2007, 01:22:38 UTC
Brilliant!

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groundmagnet September 12 2007, 23:00:55 UTC
I think Ren Faire is going to get it. I'll let you all know how it goes.

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