Timeline October
October 21st.
Arrives at Gakuen. Scolds Tamaki with a 'PROSTITUTION IS NOT THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING!'. Has the worst flashback ever when meeting Sasori again, though she masks it up and makes him think she's not important. Meets Neji, the first ally in the godforsaken place and forces blackmails bribes with tea convinces him to share rooming. What could've been a nice friendship with Karin turns out into a bitchfight.
October 22nd.
Meets Tobi, the only nice Akatsuki. Many internal conflicts about being sane for going with him and Hinata. Meets Juugo, the curse seal origin, but doesn't hate him like he expected. Eats muffins with former-Akatsuki who are supposedly dead, but actually alive. Feels awkwardly like they mother/psychiatrist. Gets sentimental near Hidan, which ends in a lovely deal of killing him. Neji's nakedness blinds her (the curves! THE CURVES!!). Meets Lee, and decides that Tsunade should stop sending everyone to this place, since no-one returns.
October 23rd
A touching moment between former-Akatsuki and Sakura lead to a very sweet stabbitystab moment. Sakura kills Hidan. It only lasts about five minutes. This will be something worth telling her grandchildren about. (Minus Tobi going psycho.) Retires to her room claiming not even Sasuke appearing there would get her out. (Also loses her clothes in the process. Damned robots. Damned bathrobe.) Sasuke appears, triggering a lovely reunion: verbal sparring followed by a dish of knuckle sandwich and the longest fight against him she's ever had. (Coupled by a few flashes of what's under the robe, most surely. DX) Sasuke stabs her. Then he goes to get maimed.
October 25th
Finally a man who appreciates her breasts! Pity she ends up maiming him for the groping.
October 26th
Fake-smiling bastards invade the place, Sakura is glad to have teammates around, at last. (Even if she emoes like no-one.) Shikamaru tries to out-emo her and gets pwned for it. Karin tries to take her place as Sai's personal antagonist, and another bitchfight ensues.
October 27th
Sakura is a vindictive bitch. Everyone gets worried. Sasuke has a death wish.
October 28th
Gakuen turns into a Jisatsu circle. Sakura is not happy. She has a touching (NOT LIKE THAT) moment with Tobi, in which they discuss why Akatsuki members all have some mental disorder, and why Sakura's being nice to them. Witnesses drunk!Lee and is not amused. Or going to the show.
October 31st
Despite her promises to try and have fun, she doesn't attend the Host Club's ball, in favour of researching more about Gakuen.