am I too dirty? am I too flirty?

[groupceo]

I'm in a really great mood, and I have no idea why. Is it because I've finally wrangled myself a seemingly normal work schedule? Is is because I just ate my body weight in chocolate? Or could it be the brief time I spent on Friday feeling like a real person--surrounded by people I liked, and drunk as fuck

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[orzparty]

and you didn't even drunk dial me.
now i really feel abandoned...

[groupceo]

Uh...you'll get over it.

no shit?

[orzparty]

no, i won't. i'm mortally wounded and will begin shame-spiraling into a self-destructive pattern of reckless abandon, ultimately ending in a fatal carving of your sacred name in my arm as i overdose, exsanguinated, lose consciousness and then drown in a warm bath with "our song" on repeat. that's when the player will fall into the tub. bzzt.

Re: no shit?

[groupceo]

wah wah wah

And, we don't have a song.