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rockstarwarbler and
jewhawkWhat: A friend is being awake when you can't find your drunken way home from gay bars
Where: Puck's place
When: Late at night, after leaving Kurt in the Scandels' parking lot
Episode: 3x05 "The First Time"
Rating: Probably beyond PG-13
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But then a flood of reality filtered back into his intoxicated brain and the laughing gave way to puppy eyes as he clutched the phone to his ear. "He hates'me! Hates'me an' imma giant douche! Puck... Puck? Imma douchebag. I'm worse than'a douchebag. M'like... like... a twatnozzle. An' he's gonna hate me forever!" he wailed, leaning against the fire hydrant and hugging his arm around it.
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It said a great deal for their friendship that, with the change in Blaine's tone? Puck could hear The Eyes without even seeing them. Oh, shit. What had Blaine done? "Dude, you're not a douchebag... And who's gonna... Nevermind... B, you gotta find a street sign, okay? Where were you the last time you remembered being somewhere familiar. I'm gonna come find you, but you gotta work with me here."
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"I jus' wanted t'have fun!" he whined, holding himself up someone's front fence as he clumsily felt his way up the sidewalk. "An' it was fun! An' so'awesome... sooooooo awesome. An' Kurt's there an' ohmygod, he's jus' so hot, Puck! He's h--" But he cut himself off when he crashed into a trash can on the sidewalk, and the clatter as he tipped into the gutter set all the dogs off in the street ( ... )
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