"Bad mistakes... I've made a few."

Nov 09, 2011 22:41

Who: rockstarwarbler and jewhawk
What: A friend is being awake when you can't find your drunken way home from gay bars
Where: Puck's place
When: Late at night, after leaving Kurt in the Scandels' parking lot
Episode: 3x05 "The First Time"
Rating: Probably beyond PG-13 ( Read more... )

[scene] rp, [character] blaine anderson, [episode] 3x05 the first time, [ship] kurt/blaine, [character] noah puckerman

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jewhawk November 9 2011, 17:05:56 UTC
Puck was freaking exhausted. Between trying to keep up with doing better in school, and the musical, and staying out of trouble, and seeing his daughter? Well, he was kind of wrecked most nights by now. In fact, he'd just switched off the TV (Mythbusters, as usual), and the lamp by his bed and rolled over when his phone rang ( ... )

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rockstarwarbler November 9 2011, 19:57:56 UTC
Blaine's giggling tapered off as he looked around as directed. Man, it was really starting to get cold, and the loss of Kurt's warm beside him was setting in and making him shiver. "Um," he began, "Well... s'fire hydrant, an' a street an' a blue car, an'... my shoe fell off. My shoe fell off!" He broke into another string of laughter, as if it was the funniest thing in the whole world. He swore it must have just jumped right off his foot because it was there just before. At least, he thought he was. Man, Kurt was going to kill him for being fashionably unbalanced. They already still had regular debates about the sock thing.

But then a flood of reality filtered back into his intoxicated brain and the laughing gave way to puppy eyes as he clutched the phone to his ear. "He hates'me! Hates'me an' imma giant douche! Puck... Puck? Imma douchebag. I'm worse than'a douchebag. M'like... like... a twatnozzle. An' he's gonna hate me forever!" he wailed, leaning against the fire hydrant and hugging his arm around it.

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jewhawk November 10 2011, 03:51:46 UTC
"B," Puck said patiently, shaking his head as he stared at the phone until Blaine's loud laughter calmed. "Dude, is there a street sign anywhere that might tell you what street you're on?"

It said a great deal for their friendship that, with the change in Blaine's tone? Puck could hear The Eyes without even seeing them. Oh, shit. What had Blaine done? "Dude, you're not a douchebag... And who's gonna... Nevermind... B, you gotta find a street sign, okay? Where were you the last time you remembered being somewhere familiar. I'm gonna come find you, but you gotta work with me here."

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rockstarwarbler November 10 2011, 11:19:43 UTC
Using the fire hydrant, Blaine pulled himself back up off the grass. His ass was as wet as hell from sitting on the dewy lawn, and he was cold, and Kurt wasn't there to cuddle him. Not to mention he was feeling dizzy and the sidewalk was tipping just a little to the left under his feet... at least, that's how it felt for him. "Do'I look like freakin' Google Maps?" he bitched, with a sneer, his mood volatile from all the booze Sebastian had been plying him with. He had no idea it wasn't the same beer he had been working through, but rather a new one every time he danced off to have a drink to refresh, and he was a known lightweight as it was.

"I jus' wanted t'have fun!" he whined, holding himself up someone's front fence as he clumsily felt his way up the sidewalk. "An' it was fun! An' so'awesome... sooooooo awesome. An' Kurt's there an' ohmygod, he's jus' so hot, Puck! He's h--" But he cut himself off when he crashed into a trash can on the sidewalk, and the clatter as he tipped into the gutter set all the dogs off in the street ( ... )

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