A Great Tragedy Has Occurred

[growlingturtlez]

My world has been shattered. My love, Megan Fox, has left Transformers 3. She & Optimus Fine were the best parts of these movies. In fact, they should just fire everyone else and rename the third movie, "OPTIMUS PRIME & MEGAN FOX ARE TOTALLY HOT." It will feature Optimus reading smutty literature while Megan Fox does interpretive dance. Oh

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[jibu3]

Quick, write this down on a piece of paper and send it to Bay. He might actually do it.

[growlingturtlez]

given the other shit he likes to put his movies I wouldn't be surprised...

[pellimusprime]

Oh my god I laughed so hard. INTERPRETIVE DANCE!

:< I'm hoping this is just some rumor and she's actually gonna be in it. It would be agonizingly retarded if they actually wrote in a new love interest for Sam. I mean come the fuck on.

[growlingturtlez]

nah, I think it's totally trufax... she confirmed it herself today and said that it was her decision to leave..

they should just abandon the whole "love interest" angle and concentrate on what we really care about: hot alien robots.

[pellimusprime]

:| Yes. Not only because that is what the fans want, but also-- YEAH RIGHT. There is absolutely no way to introduce a new love interest and have it be believable. Uhg.