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[took5totakeme]

First one to laugh gets hexed.

Constant vigilance my bruised arse, Moody.

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[5ofu2ofus]

*wants it made clear he is NOT laughing*

Big brother gots a boo boo?

[took5totakeme]

*snarls*

[5ofu2ofus]

Aww come on, it's not every day you can honestly tell people you were assaulted by a statue.

[took5totakeme]

I feel the need to inform you that you're adopted.

[took5totakeme]

*sighs dramatically*

No fair laughing when you know I won't hex you.

[took5totakeme]

I can't do it. I'll just make you feel guilty enough to have dinner with me sometime this week.

[thebestmate]

*NOT LAUGHING because he and Teddy are more or less laughed out by now cough*

You alright there, Uncle Gideon?

[took5totakeme]

Oh, just brilliant.

[thebestmate]

Hey at least you can say you were squeaky clean by the end of your shift. There's nothing to be ashamed of.

[took5totakeme]

*hexes Ron's hair the same shade of blue as Fabian's*

Anything else you'd like to add, Lad?

[molly_weasley]

Laugh? Of course not, dear. Are you all right?

[took5totakeme]

My pride took a bigger beating than the rest of me. Fabian and Ron are being gits about it. *tattle to Molly? You bet.*

[molly_weasley]

Oh dear. That's still quite unpleasant.
*frowns, she knows they can be, but that still doesn't make it all right* What did they say? I'll go have a word with them!

[took5totakeme]

Your brother implied I have the grace of a hippo on ice. Your son made some wise cracks about being squeaky clean. *sighs and looks at her* I swear I heard Moody yelling, 'CONSTANT VIGILANCE' as I slipped. I'd like to see him handle that mess they left for us.

[theirteddy]

*and what Ron is talking about... Well. It's a bottle or two of bubble bath on Gid's and Proudfoot's desks left by Auror Lupin and Auror Weasley.

Hey, at least he's not laughing outloud anymore*