*locked to Order members, original DA members, law enforcement*

[wontletmedie]

Official DA statement: It wasn't us!

No, really, it was not us.
We did laugh though. A lot.

Comments

[r_moony]

Uh-huh.

[wontletmedie]

It wasn't us! We'd take credit if it was us.

[r_moony]

Well, that's true I suppose.

Any idea on who could've done it?

[wontletmedie]

Oh I have an idea or two. Let me think, breaking into the Ministry to make a statement in prank form. Merlin, I wonder who has a reputation for pranks as statements.

*taps his chin theatrically before looking at Remus with a smirk* Do you and my godfather have alibis for the time of the incident?

[pinkhairedauror]

Of course.

Any clues as to who, then?

[wontletmedie]

Not in the slightest. I'm not on the auror staff anymore so I doubt they would accept my help.

Especially since I plan to host a pensieve viewing party of Gideon and Rowan's spectacular falls now that I've managed to make them sell each other out.

[pinkhairedauror]

*blinks, then snorts a little laugh* OK, count me in on that! ... how did you bribe them?

[wontletmedie]

It was easy enough. Gideon's fall was entirely more embarrassing than Rowan's so Rowan wasn't hard to convince to sell it to me. Once Gideon found out I had possession of it, he handed Rowan's over to take him down with him.