ASDJKJALJDSAJKLDJSALJL!!!
OH MY VOLDEMORT!!! OH. MY. VOLDEMORT!!
I CAN'T BREATHE!
YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE OFFICIAL HONEST TO VOLDEMORT, VOLDEORTFATHER OF CRABBE'S AND COLIN'S CHILDREN!! GUESS WHO!! NO, YOU PROBABLY CAN'T GUESS.
I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS!
IT'S GOYLE!! AS IN ME!!
I can't get into the specifics at the moment, but Colin has gifted me with his most PRECIOUS OF PRECIOUSEST PRECIOUS POSSESSIONS in the WHOLE WIDE WIZARDING world! His PUPPIES!!
Meet Gregory the III, Lord Voldemort, Pokey, Ginger and John Travolta!!
They look just like their fathers don't they!?!
Little Voldemort is by far my favorite!! However, I can't quite shake the feeling that there is something slightly wrong with that one.
Maybe it is the horns that are poking out of his little fuzzy head, his unibrow or the fact that he is currently mauling a picture of me and seems quite intent on gouging out my picture's eyes, that is making me rather nervous, but I am sure I am worrying myself over nothing!!
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Aw. He is hovering and spouting fire and brimstone now! That precocious little tike!
I CAN'T BREATHE!
YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE OFFICIAL HONEST TO VOLDEMORT, VOLDEORTFATHER OF CRABBE'S AND COLIN'S CHILDREN!! GUESS WHO!! NO, YOU PROBABLY CAN'T GUESS.
I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS!
IT'S GOYLE!! AS IN ME!!
I can't get into the specifics at the moment, but Colin has gifted me with his most PRECIOUS OF PRECIOUSEST PRECIOUS POSSESSIONS in the WHOLE WIDE WIZARDING world! His PUPPIES!!
Meet Gregory the III, Lord Voldemort, Pokey, Ginger and John Travolta!!
They look just like their fathers don't they!?!
Little Voldemort is by far my favorite!! However, I can't quite shake the feeling that there is something slightly wrong with that one.
Maybe it is the horns that are poking out of his little fuzzy head, his unibrow or the fact that he is currently mauling a picture of me and seems quite intent on gouging out my picture's eyes, that is making me rather nervous, but I am sure I am worrying myself over nothing!!
...
Aw. He is hovering and spouting fire and brimstone now! That precocious little tike!