MISSING

[grrremlinski]

Have You Seen This Pumpkin???

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Fat Bastard

[evildrgo]

In mah belly...

[whisper_jeff]

I believe I saw him walking down the streets of Guelph the other night.

Or it was just a drunk retired Mafia wandering home.

Not quite sure...

Or maybe I was the drunk one...

Crap, this wasn't nearly as helpful as I wanted it to be...

Fowl Play Afoot

[theevilchemist]

"Could fowl play be afoot"

I Saw Several pigeons with ski-masks running down the street with the aforementioned pumpkin. One of them was carrying a chicken scrawled sign which read'

"Wanted; Baker for Large pumpkin pie order."

jv

[ex_pathogen]

With any luck, he's sailing the high seas as we speak.

That's what you get for carving an unruly pirate

[deladejavoo]

Have you tried filling a bowl with rum and putting it on the doorstep?