Attention All Pink-headed Polydrafters.

[grtstcmmnfactor]

I'm zetta ready for my re-crowning, now. Meet me up by my castle before (it's x 2) dump this trash heap and come down there instead. Heh... maybe it's better off you keep on ducking me. That way I'll be ready to add you to my latest and greatest mathematical masterpiece, which I plan to entitle "revenge is a dish that is best served pink".

CRUNCH!

Comments

[banishment]

Crowning? Castle? ...you're royalty?

[grtstcmmnfactor]

You stupid hectopascals wouldn't know a real king if he stood up from his throne and proceeded to grill half your face clean off!

[banishment]

Considering my father already did that to me? I think I'd know. And for the record, you're doing a pretty pathetic impersonation of one.

[grtstcmmnfactor]

Impersonation? Heh! That's a laugh. My equalization as king is 100%! King of my heap! And everything within a locus of 5 ft. of it!

[poppingseeds]

I couldn't hear you the other day, but -- you're the one with that -- that trash heap in the park?!

[grtstcmmnfactor]

You're zetta right I am. Try cleaning out your ears.

[poppingseeds]

...

Don't be surprised if you find trees growing through it in the morning.

[threeyedflame]

I will tear your heaps down until I find what's mine.