Chicago

[grubbybastard]

There is a local theatre group doing Chicago, and I'm definitely not auditioning. Because I'm definitely not auditioning, we should consider what role I would be aiming for if I were auditioning. I don't dance well enough to be in the ensemble, and I don't have a strong enough falsetto to sing Mary Sunshine, which leaves us with a choice of two

Comments

[grubbybastard]

*lick*

[miss_mellie_b]

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle.

[j_dc]

what... big momma isn't an option? lol Good luck!

[j_dc]

haha... great minds think alike!

[leolz]

Where's the "Who?" option?

[mrmouse]

Faggotry fail.

[grubbybastard]

Major motion picture, kiddo.

[leolz]

I've seen it. I was high.

I remember Queen Latifah and that puffy coke-whore Renee Zelweiger. Oh and T-Mobile's very own Catherine Zeta Jones.

[sirbelgarion]

I would think of you more as the sexy lawyer.