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Here's the plan for today:
Post a zillion times
garden
get a hair cut
play street hockey with the urchins
go for a run
make spring and summer plans (camping, boating, fishing, kids activities)
go to the first Vancouver Giants/Chilliwack Bruins playoff game. W00t!
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with respect to jar0d, the master
There were these Scandanavian vultures named Sven and Vard, who were brothers. They were accompanied by their two boys on a long flight and were hungry for a bite. They spotted a dead wildebeast and circled in for a feast. The young vultures hungrily dug in to the carcass, as did Vard. Sven, on the other hand, produced a bottle of hot sauce, a ( Read more... ) -
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We're starting out the whole allowance thing with the kids. They have to do a few simple chores around the house during the week to earn their allowance each Saturday. Riley has become obsessed with money. The other day in the mall he fixated on the Build-a-Bear store. He wanted a stuffed bear so badly. Marie explained carefully to him that he ( Read more... ) -
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'spoem. I wrote the goddamn thing.
How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.
First, there’s your skills
when we roll in the hay.
Next there’s the matter
Of your incredible physique.
Your curves, they look chiselled
from some hardwood, like teak.
And how could I forget
the curl of your smile
A mouth of such beauty
no piercing defiles.
A favourite of mine
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I can't believe how many people have January birthdays. I swear, it's got to be at least 1 in 12 people that I meet that are born this month. Crazy, I tell you.
In case I missed yours this month, Happy Birthday, you crazy Januarists.
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Maple Ridge Christmas Parade
We took the boys to see the local Christmas parade, along with our friends and their two boys. We stood in the sub zero temperatures at night to watch the saddest parade you've ever seen. Local businesses loaded into pick ups with an inflateable lawn ornament in back. A smallish fire truck covered in Christmas table cloths held together with ( Read more... )
