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[grumblefishblue]

God forbid you just be happy about something, Leigh. Heaven fucking forbid you just be happy with actually being happy. You fucktard. Stop doing this! It's alright! You don't need to go meddling around, I've got this covered. Just fucking go with it for once. I mean I swear to god, you're never going to learn if you don't learn now. Like right this

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[luxwasthelast]

I don't know if you've done this yet but if you google my name you'll find out that I received a citation for shoplifting from Barnes & Noble this past December (side note: hugest pet peeve is when people say Barnes and Nobles. It's not plural. LEARN TO READ). I had a really bad case of Meatball Fever & went loose on the streets & attempted, ironically enough, to steal Hemingway's collection of short stories (she's a polydactyl, or Hemingway cat) & I plead insanity so I got off scott free but what was cool was that on that list I'm the only person that didn't try to steal an XBox game. Which was cool & it makes me look smart.

The only reason I mentioned this was because I figured you already knew since you're stalking me via the internet & I didn't want you to randomly find more reason to be vaguely suspicious of me.

Oh & I synthesize crack & sell it to children. You might find that on Google too. But thats really not so bad.