Please Hold, Your Call is Important to Us

[grumblykins]

Grum leaned back in his seat, his back groaning in protest, and frowned.  His rough hands thumbed listlessly through the novel he was holding - some new zombie thriller he had bought on a whim some weeks ago - but his heart wasn't in it.  The words kept swimming in front of him, boring, pointless.  Even zombies weren't as scary as what lay ahead in

Comments

[orionsmom]

This... was a wonderful way to spend my lunch break.
It definitely needs to go into your book. ;)

PS: one of your best stories. Well written.

[chimeramwe]

Completely magnificent! I agree with Orion's Mom! Best story so far :)

[kelkyag]

[kumir_k9]

Oh my goodness that was fantastic. Grum's Company in the real world. I bow down to your genius. I laughed out loud so many times.

Lord of Tires - That's hysterical

Ragnar shamaning for over 6 years and not meeting the company dress code. That was priceless.

Ezrem - I will personally hunt you down. Incredible.

Lona as a dreamlike computer construct was brilliant.

The Locke and Valentine scene was perfect.

It was all just so wonderful. I feel I have to point out to you that my first job out of college was in a shipping department. Thanks for that lovely nostalgia. :-)

[tetsutora]

"Pardon me Mr Volsung, this is Runesong Metalworks calling, your car is ready for pick from the garage, i hope you don't mind.. i made a few modifications..."

:) great story. miss ya brother.