Comments | grumpalita: red tape and paperworks are my incense and peppermint

grumpalita

red tape and paperworks are my incense and peppermint

Jan 07, 2009 20:37

new procedures dictate that i contact my help desk to order a ticket to have a case opened so that a case manager can contact me regarding my maternity leave. it used to be that i could just call my own HR rep and correspond via email re: paperworks and such, but no longer i suppose. i suspect this efficient system is the reason why i was ( Read more... )

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croaker_norge January 8 2009, 01:52:30 UTC

i think you should translate your request from spanish or turkish or farsi... or whatever you well versed in... back to english to really throw them for a loop....

luckytiger January 8 2009, 05:03:21 UTC

oof. just in case, you should get a letter from your doctor testifying to the status of your personal pronoun. cant be too careful...

bunglenose January 8 2009, 15:01:42 UTC

Dear Mr. Williams,

Thank you for your clarification.

I have referred your ticket to my supervisor, and you will be recommended for disciplinary action.

XYZ corporation is proud of its maternity benefit policy, a policy that many women worked hard to establish. Your apparent attempt to "free ride" on this policy, despite the obvious impossibility created by your gender, is inappropriate, and a violation of company policy 21193.4.23.6.

A disposition on disciplinary action will be forthcoming. Of course, you are entitled to an explanation of our decision, and may be eligible to an appeal, pursuant to our appeals policy 4665.3.18.76.32

Sincerely,
Deedlydoot