Gah!

[grumpkins]

I'm a man without a corkscrew, nails, string, paper clips, etc. How the fuck am I going to open this bottle of cheap cheap wine (without breaking it)???

Comments

I know how! Thank God for CrimeThink

[elizafae]

You wrap the bottle in a towel and then hit it against a hard surface, stone works best. hit the bottom. Eventually the pressure will pop the cork out.

Read it in some crimethink book,

you're smarter than me...

[becala]

I was just gonna say to break it with a big rock and hope at least half of it stayed in the bottle.