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[grumpkins]

Holy shit my parents finally got a dog! She's a 9 year old bulldog that's blind in one eye! A pirate dog!

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[elizafae]

Dogs are just falling out of the sky in your general direction, aren't they?

Lucky boy.

I'm glad they got the pirate dog, lucky dog!

What did the pirate dog say?

[elizafae]

Fuck off matey.