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[grumpylesbo]

i went to work way too fucking much this weekend i was walking down the street and i saw this slut and i was "wheres your fine ass going?" and she replies in a slightly suggestive voice "to work" i say to her "so...where do you work" she says the dominos in wayne" i say "dome-inos! GIVE ME DOME!!!" (this story is greatly exagerated) so anywise, im

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"fran'd fill this out"~ was that supposed to be plural....or was this made for me?

[corruptmenot]

Your Name? Ryan

[oh_thatdress]

Your Name? Adele
What i'd most likely call you? yu used to call me something i just cant remember what it was
Favorite nipple, left, right or the mystery nip? mystery nip, although i know where it is so its no longer really a mystery is it...
Where do you think i'll be in 5 years? sweeping floors at the adult video shop
Next time i'm arrested, what will it be for? indecent exposure
Which celebrity do i remind you of? andy dick
Which celebrity am i most likely to bruetly murder? bette midler
Would you molest me? of course
Would i dislike it?(the molesting that is) of course not
How'd we meet? bryn mawr
What was your first impression? oww oww
How long did it take you to realize that i'm not a big meanie? too long