Soon I shall have the perfect companion to the hot-tub of love ( Read more... )

I hate this, I fucking HATE THIS! I hate waking up, I hate going to bed, I hate eating, I hate not eating ( Read more... )

NOW TO STAB YOU IN THE EYE!!

TAKE MAH SUPER PLASTIC SPORK OF STABBEY!

I've come to loathe all that is young, pretty, and/or shiny. I want to hiss and claw at such things when they catch my eye.
I want to tear them apart and make them shy away from me. I am bitter, and I don't know exactly why.

Now at the Joe household, as a perfect compliment to the "wagon of love", is the "hot-tub of love".

Yes, thats right, we now have a hot-tub, its
a.
frikking.
mazing.

The next happy person to tell me how wonderful their life is going, will be killed.

That is all.