carrots and sugar

[grunggae]

I have come to the conclusion that laziness is a disease and I am severely infected. I have an abundance of excess energy for drinking booze, sex, gigs and generally being a dick. If only I could use this excessive energy for work, relationships and study id actually be in with a chance to have a successful life.. My question to the universe is why

Comments

[verymetal]

I can't stand lazy people. They sicken me. Thanks for last night's crazy phone calls, you drunk. I *wish* I could've recorded them to play back to you..

[grunggae]

miss your face...

[verymetal]

[daninc55]

I've been telling people for years that carrots suck, now people are finally catching on!!! about fucking time!...

Reasons why carrots suck:

1. they are ugly, both in colour and form
2. they taste like crap
3. they make people lazy eg. Lauren
4. they are full of shit eg. sugar
5. they are over-rated
6. they hang around too many gym junkies or health freaks...therefore they suck by association
7. they can not maintain a decent conversation
8. they are self absorbed
9. they refer to themselves in the third person, such as "carrots don’t mix with fruits".
10. they're really bitchy, you should hear what the carrots really say about peas and corn.

lame..?..yes.

[grunggae]

carrots do suck! I agree
Your insight is priceless, thank you!

:P

[verymetal]

I too am ugly, both in colour and form... and I'm full of shit and sugar too.. I could go on. From now on, I shall be known as CarrotGirl.
"CarrotGirl", however, *only* mixes with fruits..

Re: :P

[grunggae]

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!! fruitloops..