STUPID TEST
The more [x]'s the dumber you are.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself (Doesn't everyone?)
[x] laughed, then watched people give you weird looks (people always give me weird looks)
So far: 2
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (Ow.)
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow (I've done it...I think)
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 5
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ]You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 6
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
So far: 6
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
So far: 6
[x] You have eaten a bug (earwig power)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important (Geo hw)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out and didn't realize it (everyday in Dalewood...)
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[x] You have ran around naked in your house. (no comment)
so far: 10
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you (I'm usually the one using the big words...)
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 11
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling (I have Africa!)
[ ] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.
TOTAL: 12
OH MY GOD! I'm smarter than Josh.