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If you have over 40, consider yourself highly blessed.
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
(3 ) an MP3 player
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( 4) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(5) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(6) DVD player in bedroom
( 7) at least a hundred DVDs
(8) a childfree bathroom
(9) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(10) a queen-size bed or larger
(11) a stocked bar
(12) a working dishwasher
(13) an icemaker
(14) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
(15) framed original art (not lithographs or prints) (my own)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(16) a multi-speed bike
(17) a gym membership
(18) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
(19) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members (How does this make *me* spoiled?)
(20) two or more family cars
(21) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(22) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(23) more than two credit cards bearing your name
(24) a stock portfolio
(25) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores (we have a thing for organic food)
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(26) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive your taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
(27) been on a cruise
(28) traveled out of the country
( ) met a celebrity
(29) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
(30) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
(31) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(32) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you