The subject is pee. The withess...me weasley black guts.

[gsmulticolored]

I had to pee in a cup this morning. It sure is great to wake up with an empty cup on the floor and a note that says,

'PLEASE PEE HERE FOR THE DOCTOR.'

Ah yes, mom, how kind of you. You even left a little note, how cute. Let me start this off on the outwardly wrong foot by saying how fucking hard it is to pee into that cup without getting any on

Comments

[evyg]

"dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass...WOOOSH!!"

[lots42]

What you do is whiz away in the toilet then swing it under to catch the stragglers