An Ode to Their Love

[queerasjohn]

Comments

*comes*

[dejaspirit]

*wipes messy come all over fat lady portrait*

Re: *comes*

[queerasjohn]

Jeez, watch where you point that thing. You'll have someone's eye out next...

Re: *comes*

[dejaspirit]

Sorry 'bout that. *tucks it back in*

[jiggery_pokery]

That's almost a limerick, you know. It made me laugh slowly and evilly on a third and fourth reading. V. good, 19/20, see me after class.

A point was deducted because it is possible to argue the last line should be "When I fuck it hard with my strap-on on", though the scansion doesn't work nearly so well. After all, do you fuck someone with a strap-on, or with a strap?

[queerasjohn]

Surely, though, given the original Valentine's Ode on which it was based, the model should not scan properly?

Yours,

Anal P. Lardbottom
Committee Of Carnal Know-how
Society for Understanding of Complex Knowledge In Non-Ginny Situations

[hermorrine]

Technically, you fuck someone with a strap-on dildo.

- Proud Owner of Such Equipment

[jiggery_pokery]

His cock is as long as a fresh pickled cucumber,
His balls I want to snap a trap on, and will do.
His body is mine, his ass is divine,
When I fuck it hard with my strap-on dildo.

Mmm - think I preferred your version, actually. OK, you get 19½/20.

[amariel]

*Yodels*

[hgempress]

Divine poem. Ginny would be able to satisfy him at last.

OMG!1111

[twelveeyes]

u rock!11!!! rite mor pleeeeeeze!!!11!!!

urs,

fangirl

Re: OMG!1111

[queerasjohn]

*stern look* Surely you, madam, are underage?

Oh, wait, it's H/G and therefore pure and fluffy and suitable for all ages!

Re: OMG!1111

[twelveeyes]

wats undraeg meen?

H/G 4 eva!!11!1!

Re: OMG!1111

[queerasjohn]

It means you're only allowed to read Harry/Ginny smut.