I went canoeing last weekend and it was more fun than a bread pony.

I saw this one ass + I drank Bottington's.

I can't get enough of those figures that you put in water that grow up to 600% their normal size.

Zbfucks.

We accidentally saw the worst rap on the planet last night ( Read more... )

I went to Chicago last weekend and it was way more fun than I expected it to be.
sleepyear and I stayed with kt_loccThere was some art gallery/party with free wine that we went to... I think I jumped and shit. I tried sushi for the first time ever and then we celebrated by going to a no pants party, followed up by getting lost and then sleeping. The next day we ( Read more... )

I think you're pretty hot.

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It's such an easy question...but yet so hard.

Do I go to work tonight... or do I have fun?

Everything is pretty okay...

I just finished reading this book where they throw around a cryogenically frozen baby.

I am going to take back bottles from the party.

How do I still have over 50 beers + alcohol left over?

I think I might have a new party... well another party...I'll never drink all this.

huh?

Sometimes... it's your birthday.

Today it's mine!

and Jon A's!

This is the real deal.

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