Round One

[jokers_sanity]

ROUND ONE CLOSED. NEW ROUND TO OPEN SATURDAY @ 12 PM.

ROUND TWO: http://guardian-kink.livejournal.com/2727.html

We are primarily a Guardians of the Galaxy kink meme, but all MCU fandoms are welcome so long as Guardians of the Galaxy is in some way represented.

Rules List:
1. Your Kink Is Not My Kink (YKINMK) is in full-effect. If you don't like

Comments

human!Rocket is Bradley Cooper....

[anonymous]

and Peter wants that.

That's the prompt right there.

Re: human!Rocket is Bradley Cooper....

[anonymous]

THIS IS ALL I WANT

Re: human!Rocket is Bradley Cooper....

[anonymous]

this is very very important to me because of reasons

Re: human!Rocket is Bradley Cooper....

[anonymous]

YAAASSSSSSSSS

Re: human!Rocket is Bradley Cooper....

[anonymous]

Goddddddd *_*

Re: human!Rocket is Bradley Cooper....

[anonymous]

can someone just write this please god

Re: human!Rocket is Bradley Cooper....

[anonymous]

Ahaha! I can't even tell you how much I love this prompt. Because I maybe spent a while considering the "Rocket gets turned human and Peter thinks he's hot" prompt from however many pages ago. And when I was thinking of writing for it, I was totally thinking of making human!Rocket look like Bradley Cooper. XD

Supersonic Man (1/5)

[anonymous]

(For the purpose of this fic, Groot has grown back to full size

Supersonic Man (2/5)

[anonymous]

"Come on, Rocket, is it really that bad?"

"Oh, yeah, this is everything I've ever wanted. Not swimming in my very own bottomless pool of units, nope, that would have been stupid."

"It would have been a waste of a wish, and you are pleasing to the eyes," Drax said as he poured out some Xandarian ale, which Rocket seized and downed in one gulp. He wiped his mouth, then stared at the back of his furless hand. "I had thought of Terrans as dull-witted and ordinary, but now I see that you are an aesthetic specimen. I was wrong for doubting your people, Quill."

"Uh, thanks?"

"You're welcome."

Hiding a smile, Gamora put her own drink to her lips. "Aren't you a little pleased?"

Rocket shrugged. "I mean, it ain't the worst thing I could be. Could've turned into a slug, or an Askavarian, so at least my heart's not totally insane

Supersonic Man (3/5)

[anonymous]

It was a routine mission: grab some blah blah from X Planet to give to the royal Blah Blah Blah in exchange for X number of units. They'd been getting low on supplies - specifically food and clothes for Rocket - so they jumped onto rocks across an acidic lake, dodged geysers, shot at ravenous Traglopods and fireball-spewing Arsonats, and because Drax got injured and needed to heal, they camped out in a fairly dry cave that miraculously held nothing that wanted to kill them

Supersonic Man (4/5)

[anonymous]

"Your dead mom brought back to life. Yeah, we're probably better off without her tagging along

Supersonic Man (5/5)

[anonymous]

Instead of worrying what this might do to the team and Peter's M.O. of "love 'em and leave 'em," Peter let Rocket take the lead and explore Peter's mouth with his tongue. Soon, they were making out roughly and Peter's shirt had ridden up to his chest. Rocket ground his hips down onto Peter, first erratically and then putting pressure on just the right places. It figured that he'd be a natural at the same thing Peter had put long, hardworking hours into perfecting

Re: Supersonic Man (5/5)

[anonymous]

This was great!

Re: Supersonic Man (5/5)

[anonymous]

Thank you very much!

Re: Supersonic Man (5/5)

[anonymous]

Perfect!

Re: Supersonic Man (5/5)

[anonymous]

Aw, thanks! I'm glad you liked it.