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[guardian795]

Swear to God. I hate this level. I just want the trophy. I deserve it. C'moooooooooooooon.

Edit: This level only gets better when Ethan takes a shower. Damn.



Walkthrough of Heavy Rain's intro level

Kelly: Ethan Mars' life...

Get out of bed LIKE A BOSS
Shave my face LIKE A BOSS
Take a shower LIKE A BOSS
Brush my teeth LIKE A BOSS
Throw on clothes LIKE A YUPPIEBOSS
Juggle balls LIKE A BOSS

Go downstairs LIKE A BOSS
Drink from the carton LIKE A BOSS
Drink espresso LIKE A BOSS
Draw buildings LIKE A BOSS
Lay on the grass LIKE A BOSS
Play with toy cars LIKE A BOSS
Put on music LIKE A BOSS
Read a book LIKE A BOSS
Watch TV LIKE A BOSS

Carry groceries LIKE A BOSS
Set the table LIKE A BOSS
Kiss my wife LIKE A BOSS
Play with my kids LIKE A BOSS
Eat lunch LIKE A BOSS
Happy Birthday LIKE A BOSS

Fuck clowns LIKE A BOSS

LIKE A BOSS