Herein lie the random thoughts of the day:

[guardian852]

1. I noticed that I have one blood capsule left, and my thoughts turned to ordination

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[lex_of_green]

The first sentence of this post should be the first sentence of every Great American Novel.

I'm really glad you've gotten over your not-dancing-to-Dr.-Who disease. I salute Laura's prowess as a healer!
Next step: indoctrination into the Buffy Dance.

In Conclusion: Justin please eat my arm in front of a bishop please please please.

[guardian852]

Sometimes my mind is a computer. Things go into my mind, essentially like an equation.

Visit Madison = go to Dobra.

Meet someone named Billy = sing the Billy themesong from Adventure Time at full volume.

Wear pretentiousness glasses and smoke a pipe = think of existentialism.

Now I shall add a new equation to the Justinitron:

Find myself in the same room as a bishop and Lex = chomp down on Lex's most amusing portion of exposed flesh.

The Buffy Dance will remain a true challenge for you, as I care not for Buffy. Sorry about that. So in conclusion,

WHO'S THE GREATEST HERO EVAR??!?!?!? BIIIIILLLLLLLLYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[guardian852]

Yeah, you won this round!