OOC: Better late than pregnant
I know, I'm late with this infopost, but I had a good reason! Dimitri experienced some pretty massive changes in the last day or so and the results are included in the bullets! Oh right, there's also stuff about Clark, Nico, John, Barney, and me, Pard!
CLARK KENT | redandblueblur
Every handshake, every hug, every time I'm out on that field, I make a conscious decision to fall when those guys hit me so they don't get hurt. No matter how hard you try, you can't understand that.
• From the CW's enduringly terrible Smallville
• Is 6'3" and always wears red and blue
• Usually is smiling or looking confused, much like his icons
• Is kind of into this Mord'Sith girl, shh dun tell!
• He's both super hot and a super dork at the same time
• While he genuinely wants to do the right thing, he also wants to be normal
• Feels much better about being in Fandom where everyone is weird
• Has most of the powers you'd expect (right now: super strength, invulnerability, an awesome healing factor, super speed, super dexterity, x-ray vision, and heat vision) but he DOES NOT FLY
• Ahem, there is a fear of heights going on
• Should be getting super hearing now, but I have to write up the plot *G*
• Probably because if I start with the canon stuff I won't be able to stop and down that path lies pain
• Wants to be friends with everyone but won't hesitate to judge you. Yes, you, Dan.
• Tom Welling is now an executive producer on the show. I AM TERRIFIED.
NICO DI ANGELO | deaths_demigod
You're just as much of an outcast as I am! Stop being so angry about it and do something helpful for once.
• From the Percy Jackson and the Olympians book series
• Is 5'10" because of his PB, ngl
• Wears a whole lot of black and skull designs
• Carries a 3' black sword all the time (he will hide this thing under his pillow, yes)
• Is a powerful demigod, but his powers aren't the norm for Fandom
• Doesn't come from the same timeline as seaweed_demigod or trickydemigod since he's not 12
• Is working on fitting in and not radiating death and fear to those around him
• Has a good sense of humor and isn't as dumb as Percy
• Will be super interested in any food that isn't cereal
• Has a much more detailed info post here
• Zac Efron is 23 and hot and I will do my best to remind you all of the latter
JOHN SHEPPARD | missed_the_gate
If this was really a fight, I would have shot you by now.
• From that old SciFi series Stargate: Atlantis
• Is 6'2" and I think that might include the hair
• Yes, his hair is dark and insane just like the icons
• Dresses like a normal person - t-shirt and pants, but he does have a lot of scars (and hair) if he strips
• Is back in Fandom both managing Atlas Gym and teaching classes
• Graduated from FH in May 2009, which makes me stare a lot
• Since graduating, John's experienced 11 years, including getting married, destroying his career, and letting a bunch of evil life-sucking aliens loose on an unsuspecting galaxy of homespun-wearing people
• Now he's 29 and back in Fandom, not having anything entertaining to do
• Comes from episode 3.10 The Return
• Is a huge fan of repression and humor to deflect painful situations
• Believes himself to be endlessly entertaining and doesn't realize he's also a giant flirt
• Is kind of a jerk and prone to making some really poor decisions
• JFlan's existence on Twitter scares me.
BARNEY STINSON | suit_of_awesome
If there was any shame in a dude getting a pedicure I don't think there would've been a feature about it in Details magazine.
• From CBS's How I Met Your Mother
• Is 6'1" and always wearing a suit unless otherwise stated
• Will try to get in your pants if you're female and even remotely attractive
• If you lie about your age, he's okay with that
• Goes after cougars when given the opportunity
• Adores his cigars, alcohol, suits, and women
• Is concerned about Biff what with the sausage fest living at the House of Ill-Repute these days
• Has become the Awesomest Dean of Students to ever Awesome - also he runs the StuCo if you have need
• Opens Caritas on some Sunday nights but since he doesn't get paid he's lazy about it
• Does not sing and dance like his most amazering actor, NPH
• NPH is adorbs!!! I can't wait for Harold and Kumar 3
DIMITRI BELIKOV | guardian_god
If you lay a hand on her, I will destroy you. I will rip your head off with my bare hands and watch it burn in the sun.
• From the Vampire Academy book series
• Is guardianborn's Dimitri in more ways than one
• Is 6'7" which is worth mentioning because that's freaking massive
• Has a rather light Russian accent
• Wears his chin-length dark brown hair in a short ponytail most of the time, but it's always falling in his face
• Dresses much nicer now that he's evil and has mafia ties
• Did I mention he's now a Strigoi aka evil, undead vampire that wants to kill you
• This means he's stronger, faster, paler, colder, and sporting some really sexy red rings around the iris of his eyes
• He also now has the power of compulsion
• But he still remembers everything about his life before
• Used to run the gym and will be returning to the island to take advantage of his expat status
• Will be arriving in Russia shortly to start up Blood Promise *wibbles*
• And when I say EVIL, I mean it. Think Angel without a soul killing Jenny Calendar evil
• Never ever ever ever ever ever wears a fugly-ass necklace, no matter what the icon shows
• If Trent Ford would quit doing ~*independent*~ movies I'd be happier
PARD | nameitlater
Those two are real sweet but they're big sluts.
• Call me Pard or Al, idc
• I'm 5'9" and wear heels
• I live on the East Coast of the U.S. and work 7am-5pm
• You can reach me via e-mail anytime I'm not sleeping or 'working'
• fh.pard@gmail.com | missedthegate on AIM | Pard on Twitter/Tumblr
• And yes, you heard right, I'm an admin!
• I listen to a lot of really depressing music and upload many mixes on my RL LJ
• While I summer with USA and ABC Family, October is the start of HOCKEY, so expect that to be on my brain soon over MIOBI and PLL
• Thinking about hockey, that's my boy Flip over there, pretty, yes?
• Should you have something you want accomplished in a thread or plot or whatever and my kids can help, chances are about 100% that I will say yes - 120% if it's funny
• No, seriously, I'm always willing to participate in anything someone suggests so don't worry about bugging me for whatever you need!
• I'm a total dork and just not a big initiator, but I respond well to being poked at
• Not dirty.
• Sam is basically the female Mr Pard, it's creepy as hell
CLARK KENT | redandblueblur
Every handshake, every hug, every time I'm out on that field, I make a conscious decision to fall when those guys hit me so they don't get hurt. No matter how hard you try, you can't understand that.
• From the CW's enduringly terrible Smallville
• Is 6'3" and always wears red and blue
• Usually is smiling or looking confused, much like his icons
• Is kind of into this Mord'Sith girl, shh dun tell!
• He's both super hot and a super dork at the same time
• While he genuinely wants to do the right thing, he also wants to be normal
• Feels much better about being in Fandom where everyone is weird
• Has most of the powers you'd expect (right now: super strength, invulnerability, an awesome healing factor, super speed, super dexterity, x-ray vision, and heat vision) but he DOES NOT FLY
• Ahem, there is a fear of heights going on
• Should be getting super hearing now, but I have to write up the plot *G*
• Probably because if I start with the canon stuff I won't be able to stop and down that path lies pain
• Wants to be friends with everyone but won't hesitate to judge you. Yes, you, Dan.
• Tom Welling is now an executive producer on the show. I AM TERRIFIED.
NICO DI ANGELO | deaths_demigod
You're just as much of an outcast as I am! Stop being so angry about it and do something helpful for once.
• From the Percy Jackson and the Olympians book series
• Is 5'10" because of his PB, ngl
• Wears a whole lot of black and skull designs
• Carries a 3' black sword all the time (he will hide this thing under his pillow, yes)
• Is a powerful demigod, but his powers aren't the norm for Fandom
• Doesn't come from the same timeline as seaweed_demigod or trickydemigod since he's not 12
• Is working on fitting in and not radiating death and fear to those around him
• Has a good sense of humor and isn't as dumb as Percy
• Will be super interested in any food that isn't cereal
• Has a much more detailed info post here
• Zac Efron is 23 and hot and I will do my best to remind you all of the latter
JOHN SHEPPARD | missed_the_gate
If this was really a fight, I would have shot you by now.
• From that old SciFi series Stargate: Atlantis
• Is 6'2" and I think that might include the hair
• Yes, his hair is dark and insane just like the icons
• Dresses like a normal person - t-shirt and pants, but he does have a lot of scars (and hair) if he strips
• Is back in Fandom both managing Atlas Gym and teaching classes
• Graduated from FH in May 2009, which makes me stare a lot
• Since graduating, John's experienced 11 years, including getting married, destroying his career, and letting a bunch of evil life-sucking aliens loose on an unsuspecting galaxy of homespun-wearing people
• Now he's 29 and back in Fandom, not having anything entertaining to do
• Comes from episode 3.10 The Return
• Is a huge fan of repression and humor to deflect painful situations
• Believes himself to be endlessly entertaining and doesn't realize he's also a giant flirt
• Is kind of a jerk and prone to making some really poor decisions
• JFlan's existence on Twitter scares me.
BARNEY STINSON | suit_of_awesome
If there was any shame in a dude getting a pedicure I don't think there would've been a feature about it in Details magazine.
• From CBS's How I Met Your Mother
• Is 6'1" and always wearing a suit unless otherwise stated
• Will try to get in your pants if you're female and even remotely attractive
• If you lie about your age, he's okay with that
• Goes after cougars when given the opportunity
• Adores his cigars, alcohol, suits, and women
• Is concerned about Biff what with the sausage fest living at the House of Ill-Repute these days
• Has become the Awesomest Dean of Students to ever Awesome - also he runs the StuCo if you have need
• Opens Caritas on some Sunday nights but since he doesn't get paid he's lazy about it
• Does not sing and dance like his most amazering actor, NPH
• NPH is adorbs!!! I can't wait for Harold and Kumar 3
DIMITRI BELIKOV | guardian_god
If you lay a hand on her, I will destroy you. I will rip your head off with my bare hands and watch it burn in the sun.
• From the Vampire Academy book series
• Is guardianborn's Dimitri in more ways than one
• Is 6'7" which is worth mentioning because that's freaking massive
• Has a rather light Russian accent
• Wears his chin-length dark brown hair in a short ponytail most of the time, but it's always falling in his face
• Dresses much nicer now that he's evil and has mafia ties
• Did I mention he's now a Strigoi aka evil, undead vampire that wants to kill you
• This means he's stronger, faster, paler, colder, and sporting some really sexy red rings around the iris of his eyes
• He also now has the power of compulsion
• But he still remembers everything about his life before
• Used to run the gym and will be returning to the island to take advantage of his expat status
• Will be arriving in Russia shortly to start up Blood Promise *wibbles*
• And when I say EVIL, I mean it. Think Angel without a soul killing Jenny Calendar evil
• Never ever ever ever ever ever wears a fugly-ass necklace, no matter what the icon shows
• If Trent Ford would quit doing ~*independent*~ movies I'd be happier
PARD | nameitlater
Those two are real sweet but they're big sluts.
• Call me Pard or Al, idc
• I'm 5'9" and wear heels
• I live on the East Coast of the U.S. and work 7am-5pm
• You can reach me via e-mail anytime I'm not sleeping or 'working'
• fh.pard@gmail.com | missedthegate on AIM | Pard on Twitter/Tumblr
• And yes, you heard right, I'm an admin!
• I listen to a lot of really depressing music and upload many mixes on my RL LJ
• While I summer with USA and ABC Family, October is the start of HOCKEY, so expect that to be on my brain soon over MIOBI and PLL
• Thinking about hockey, that's my boy Flip over there, pretty, yes?
• Should you have something you want accomplished in a thread or plot or whatever and my kids can help, chances are about 100% that I will say yes - 120% if it's funny
• No, seriously, I'm always willing to participate in anything someone suggests so don't worry about bugging me for whatever you need!
• I'm a total dork and just not a big initiator, but I respond well to being poked at
• Not dirty.
• Sam is basically the female Mr Pard, it's creepy as hell