I love the new Tori Spelling show ( Read more... )

Why hasn't anyone killed Jonathan from Blow Out?

Because of everyone on the planet, I think he may be the one that deserves a horrible, painful, death.

Or he at least needs the shit beat out of him.

No. Wait.

Everyone on this show. Would it be considered a terrorist action if a plane were flown into that salon? An act of terrorism or mercy

Really, it's my own fault for liking poppy-type music.

I loved Fall Out Boy fervently.  I even bought shirts from their concerts.  I'm lame.  But it all changed pretty damn quickly.  Last time I saw them was right before 2005's Warped tour.  Teeny boppers abound and when I saw that there were quite a few parents outside, waiting to pick up their ( Read more... )

I don't know. Maybe it's just one of my normal neuroses? But for the longest time now, at least weeks, probably much closer to months, I've felt pretty damn horrible. Not emotionally.

... Alright. Slightly on an emotional level.

But mainly, I've just felt really very ugly.

Jesus, that's such a chick thing to say. "Oh, I'm having a fat day" or ( Read more... )

"Oh, none for me, thank you. I'm allergic to pastry."

With that simple line from the debutante, you just know a pie fight is coming.

I don't care how many arguments that I make that I'm a sophisticated man with adult tastes. I will love The Three Stooges until the day I die.

But not Shemp or Curly Joe. Accept not substitutes!

Embarrassed? Yes, a little bit.

But I don't care.

I really like Project Runway and always have.

Yeah.

Everyone in my family, myself included, Jake, Mom, Dad, we're all pretty much assholes.

An email from my father's assistant that I got this morning:

Hey Josh,

I am wanting to buy something nice for your mom for her birthday, but your dad has forgotten the exact day.

I know its sometime around March.... if you know, can you please let me know???

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Crushingly, it's my birthday soon. I'll be 25 which, by my reckoning, is quite close to being old ( Read more... )

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I am in love.


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