The Thrill of Defeat, Part Five
Jessie moaned softly as I leaned down and closed my mouth over one of her
breasts. Her moans became cries of pleasure when my lips and tongue began to
gently tease and lick, the way she'd done to me. After a few minutes, I moved on
to her other breast and then her belly, kissing them with the same tenderness
and reverence as I do her lips. As my tongue slid into her belly button,
Jerry: (Jessie) Lickitung, THAT’S IT! I’m selling you to the nearest Pokémon Gym, and we can see how much THEY like you!
(Lickitung) Licki lick? (Say, what do Badges taste like?)
Jessie
convulsed beneath me, and her ecstatic cries grew louder. Knowing that I'd just
found one of her sweet spots, I continued to caress her belly button with my
tongue
Jerry: (Jessie) *not-very-ecstatic-at-all cries* Get off of me! Get off of me, you thing!
(Lickitung) *retracts tongue* *sounding somewhat offended* Licki, lick lick! (Well, I’ll have you know your bellybutton lint didn’t taste very good, either!)
and savor the salty-sweet taste and smooth texture of her skin and the
wonderful feeling of her hands running through my hair.
When Jessie's cries reached a crescendo, I closed my mouth over hers once again
and muffled them. A wild chill of anticipation raced up my spine as Jessie
thrust her tongue into my mouth
Jerry: I think we can all guess what joke I’d make, anyway.
and caressed my shoulders and the small of my
back with her fingers. I responded by pushing my own tongue into her mouth
Jerry: Yes, we all can.
and
brushing my fingers along her thighs. Once my fingers found her soft, moist
nether regions, I began to gently massage them. Jessie screamed and arched her
back, pressing herself into me as my fingers touched and rubbed and found their
way inside. And as we laid together, touching, tasting, and exploring each
other, I could sense that she was finally ready for what I had.
Jerry: (James) My prized bottlecap collection!
{blah blah, penetration occurs}
Jessie emitted another scream of pleasure as I pressed deeper and deeper inside
of her. She'd wrapped her free arm around me, and I could feel her holding onto
me with all of her strength, trying to drive me further in. When I'd gone as far
as I could, I pulled away slightly so that I could thrust again.
As I pressed into her a second time, however, I felt Jessie's body go tense. Her
maidenhood had broken when I'd made my joining,
Guardian’s Song: You seriously expect me to believe she still has a hymen after all the “Team Rocket’s blasting off again” scenes?
and now she was gritting her
teeth and trying to fight back the tears in her eyes.
Guardian’s Song: *frowns* Er, you got it out of order, then. Shouldn’t she have felt the pain when her hymen broke? Why is it that she’s only feeling the pain now, and felt the pleasure first?
A drop of cold sweat
formed on my temple at the realization that she was in pain...that I was hurting
her.
With my free hand, I caressed Jessie's cheeks and smoothed back her hair. "Are
you okay, sweetheart?" I asked.
She bit her lip and nodded. "I...I'm fine."
"Jessie, you don't have to do this," I told her. "If it's too painful, just let
me know, and I'll stop. I don't want to hurt you or do anything that makes you
uncomfortable...."
Guardian’s Song: *grudging applause* Stop going back and forth between stupidity and decency, Cori Falls. It’s giving me psychological whiplash.
Jessie placed her hand to my lips and silenced me. "No, James. I don't want you
to stop," she said. "It only hurts because it's my first time -- you can't avoid
that, no matter how gentle you are with me."
"So...you don't mind?" I ventured.
She shook her head. "Don't worry about me -- I can handle pain...and this is the
best damned pain I've ever felt!" Her lips pulled into a smirk as she reached up
and tweaked my nose. "Now shut up and keep making love to me, James!"
I smiled shyly and held her closer. "I'd love to, honey...but you're going to
have to relax. I can't move while you're so tense."
Guardian’s Song: Also, forgive me if I’m wrong, but - isn’t this a lot of talking for the middle of sex? I swear Laurell K. Hamilton has less chatting during her sex scenes. Some of the dialogue appears seriously overwritten, too…
“"Don't worry about me -- I can handle pain...and this is the best damned pain I've ever felt! Now shut up and keep making love to me, James!"”->“No, I don’t! Now keep going!”
Jessie blushed. Then, she cupped my face in her hands and pressed her lips to
mine. After a moment, I felt the tension in her muscles start to go away. Once
she was relaxed, I started making slow pulses with my hips rather than hard,
driving thrusts. Despite what she'd told me about being used to pain, I still
didn't want to do anything to hurt her.
Guardian’s Song: It still reads like a computer program!
If Jessie_tense true
Do nothing
Else
Do slow_pulses
Endif
"Are you comfortable now?" I whispered when Jessie finished kissing me.
"Mmmmmm...." she sighed as she looked up at me with a dreamy expression on her
face and nodded.
There are no words beautiful enough to do justice to what happened after that.
The softness and warmth of Jessie's body, the sound of her voice repeatedly
whispering my name, the light shining in her sapphire eyes as she gazed lovingly
at me -- they were all more wonderful than I'd ever dared to dream! I felt as if
I were ensconced in rose petals. The friction of every gentle pulsing motion I
made felt like velvet against my skin, and the sweet floral fragrance of her
body filled my entire being as I breathed her in and covered her face with
tender kisses.
Guardian’s Song: Um. Isn’t there supposed to be a tad more physical pleasure involved? The descriptions enough are rather overdramatic, but that’s fine… If they had all their clothes on and were having a Romantic Moment, or somesuch. But they’re in the middle of sex, even if it’s gentle sex! Shouldn’t there be more description of the pleasure actually coming from the sex, rather than Jessie’s beauty?
As Jessie returned my kisses, she started caressing my back and shoulders again.
When her hands reached my butt, she began to trace patterns across it with the
tips of her fingers. The feeling of her touch sent a surge of excitement through
my body,
Guardian’s Song: WHAT?!
All right. I think that at this point, we can probably say James has some odd mutation that swapped the sensitivity of his buttocks and his penis, because he seems to mostly get stimulated by his buttocks being groped, even while he is in the act of intercourse. Good heavens. I want to give Cori Falls a human physiology textbook, just so that she can learn that sexual arousal from purely physical stimulus (that is, ignoring any psychological factors) in the male is greatest from physical stimulation of the penis, not the BUTTOCKS!
and I responded by moving faster and pushing deeper, but still taking
care to be as gentle with her as I possibly could.
"Yes, James! YES!!!" Jessie shrieked, tightening her hold on me. As she climaxed
over and over again, her cries reached another crescendo, and her body began to
pulse in time with mine.
Guardian’s Song: Um - and the award for fastest female orgasm ever goes to Jessie?
Anita Blake: *coughs politely from the Tightness And Wetness Between The Worlds*
Guardian’s Song: My… apologies, La Doomcrotch. Without the aid of sex magic, though?
The rhythm of our two bodies and the knowledge that every movement I made was
bringing Jessie to orgasm made me even more excited than I already was, and all
of the pleasures I was experiencing increased tenfold! "Oh, Jessie...Jessie!!!"
I moaned. I never wanted the moment to end!
For several minutes,
Guardian’s Song: Holy cripes!
the two of us pulsed together and cried each other's names.
Then, as suddenly as Jessie's climaxes and my rush of excitement had come on,
Guardian’s Song: Cori Falls… you do know men climax, too? They don’t just get a “rush of excitement”.
they faded, and our lovemaking became quiet and peaceful.
Guardian’s Song: Does Cori Falls know what the REFRACTORY PERIOD is?
But the pleasure was
far from over.
Jessie's eyes sparkled again. "I love you, James," she whispered, running her
fingers through my hair and covering my face and neck with warm, velvety kisses.
I smoothed back her crimson mane and returned every kiss she gave. "I love you,
Jessie," I echoed.
As Jessie and I laid together, nestled in that sweet embrace that brought us as
close to each other as we could possibly be, a new sensation came over me. It
was beyond our pleasure and greater than our love -- it was the feeling of
unity. I'd known since the day I met her that Jessie was my soul-mate -- when
she came into my life, I felt a completeness that I'd never experienced before,
and she'd often said that she felt the same way about me. And now, with our eyes
interlocked, our hearts beating in perfect time, our breathing perfectly
matched, and every inch of our flesh joined together, our unity had reached a
whole new level. We were of the same heart, the same mind, the same soul, and
the same body -- we completed each other in every possible way now...and it
couldn't have been more perfect.
Tom: (Lickitung) *bursts out of its Pokéball again* Lickiiiiiii-
(Jessie) Go die in a fire, you stupid thing!
*looks over at Jerry* Y’know I’m havin’ t’ make yer joke fer you?
Jerry: *hands covering face* I don’t care - I just don’t want to look.
I wanted that feeling of perfection and wholeness to last forever.
Guardian’s Song: *gestures randomly* Um… sex? Pleasurable? Not conducive to purely rational thought? Passionate? Randy? I know I’ve stated repeatedly that I greatly prefer love to lust, but when the characters are in the actual act, I prefer them being a bit more enthusiastic…
Now that
Jessie and I were one, I never wanted to let go of her. But after a couple of
hours,
Guardian’s Song: Oh good grief!
our excitement mounted once more.
Guardian’s Song: (James) - as Jessie groped my posterior again.
When Jessie reached orgasm again, the
ecstasy became too much for me, and we came together in a final explosive burst
of passion.
Afterwards, all I had the energy to do was
Guardian’s Song: (James) - grab my own posterior.
roll off of Jessie and gasp for air.
As I placed a hand on my chest to still the pounding of my heart, I looked over
at her and saw that she was gasping, too.
Guardian’s Song: (Jessie) Rear-end-grabbing should be an Olympic sport!
Once she'd recovered a little, she
smiled and cuddled into me. I smiled back and held her closer.
"I don't know what you were so worried about, James," she said at length. "You
were wonderful!"
I felt my cheeks turning pink. "I was?"
She nodded. "Sweetie, you know I don't lie to spare anybody's feelings -- I
wouldn't have been screaming like that if you weren't any good!"
Jerry: (James) Oh, I thought it was because Lickitung was licking your face again.
(Jessie) What? *opens eyes* *SCREAMS*
|o\ __________________________ \\\\\|/////
(Lickitung) |o/-------------------------------------------) O_O
Tom: …That’s a DAMN disturbin’ ASCII.
I stroked Jessie's hair and planted a kiss on her forehead. "Yeah, I know. It's
just...I guess sometimes I still have trouble believing that I can actually do
something right."
"Now who's being too hard on himself?" Jessie said as she propped herself up on
one elbow and gave my nose a playful tweak.
I took her hand in my own and kissed it. "Well, you deserve nothing but the
best, honey," I told her. "This was something that had to be absolutely
perfect."
Guardian’s Song: Whatever happened to him not knowing if he would be any good?!
[After playing Rise of Nations for a few hours, I ought to be in a much better mood… perhaps?]
"And it was," she assured me. "James, I've never felt anything more amazing in
my entire life!"
Guardian’s Song: (Jessie) It… provoked amazement, all right.
"Neither have I," I replied. "It was like...."
"....Like we were one person instead of two?" she ventured.
Guardian’s Song: (Jessie and James) FUUUUUUU… SIIIIION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
"Exactly."
{snip some boring dialogue… Even I have my limits.}
Jessie's lips curved into a mischievous smile as she rolled herself on top of
me. "Well...you know what they say, James. Before a theory can be proven, it
needs to be tested many...many...many...many...many times," she replied,
Guardian’s Song: *brightly* Actually, no! A theory is never quite proven! New evidence can always appear to overturn it - that’s the beauty of science!
And if you mean a theorem, that only needs to be proven once. :B
punctuating every word with a kiss. "Want to test our theory a few more times
and see if we're right?"
I tucked a loose strand of Jessie's hair behind her ear and kissed the tip of
her nose. "Yes, I do...and we will...." came my reply.
Jerry: And I will need brain bleach…
Her smile became a grin.
"....But not right this second," I continued. "I...I can't...."
Jessie's face fell for a moment, but then she gave me a knowing look and tugged
at the wisp of hair that was hanging in my face. "Oh, I get it -- Little Jim
needs time to recover!"
Guardian’s Song: That didn’t bother you the previous time! Now Cori Falls remembers the refractory period?!
I blushed more brightly than ever when she said this.
"Not that there's anything little about it, mind you," she continued as the sly
smile returned to her lips. "Believe me, I have no complaints as far as that's
concerned!"
I smiled back. "So, size does matter?" I queried.
"Well, I'd imagine how you use it is more important than how big it is," she
told me.
Tom: (Jessie) After all, Wailords have the b-
Guardian’s Song: So, how does Hot Skitty On Wailord Action work?
Tom: …
Jerry: I think I had my hands clamped over my ears when we were covering Pokémon Reproduction, but I think it had something to do with non-Euclidean geometry.
"But you're good in both departments!"
I kissed her again. "Thanks, Jess."
"No. Thank you, James," she said. "For cheering me up when I was feeling bad,
for being my best friend, for being such a perfect lover...
Guardian’s Song: Miss Falls, why did you waste our time with James’s nervousness if you were going to beat us over the head with how good he was the first time?
and for reminding me
that even if my childhood dreams don't come true, it doesn't matter." She paused
for a moment and placed a hand on my cheek. "It doesn't matter because I have a
new dream now -- something even better than the things I wished for when I was a
little girl...and you just made that dream come true!"
Roy: (Jessie) *tearfully* You have shown me something to which we can all aspire, something that must be brought to the entire world… Several-minute orgasms!
*strolls out*
I felt tears welling up in my eyes as I listened to her. Hearing Jessie say
those words meant more to me than she could ever imagine!
Jessie brushed my tears away with her thumb and laid her head on my shoulder.
"Spending the rest of my life with somebody who loves me, marrying him, having
children with him....that's a better dream than catching lots of pokemon,
earning badges, and winning tournaments will ever be...."
Guardian’s Song:
…
….
Wild MISSINGNO. appeared!
Enemy MISSINGNO. used
WTFER GUN!
It’s super-effective!
GSONGBRAIN fainted!
Use next Pokémon?
Go! GSONGSNTY!
Enemy MISSINGNO. flew into
the sky!
GSONGSNTY used
COMPREHEND!
But it failed!
Enemy MISSINGNO. used
WTF ATTACK!
It’s super-effective!
GSONGSNTY fainted!
Grdn'sSong blacked out...
And that’s all I’ll say about that.
My heart fluttered as Jessie talked about spending the rest of her life with me,
but at the mention of the word, children, I felt a
Guardian’s Song: - sudden bizarre compulsion to use commas rather than quotation marks?
twinge of panic. When I heard
that word, I suddenly realized that we hadn't used any protection!
Jerry: (Jessie) I could have told you that! Next time, we’ll bring out Wobbuffet against that wretched Lickitung!
(Wobbuffet) *pops out of Pokéball and salutes* WOB-BUFFET! XD
(Jessie) …Though I’m not sure if the cure would be worse than the disease.
I'd bought a
pack of condoms shortly after Jessie and I became a couple so that I could be
prepared if we decided to become lovers, but in the heat of the moment, I'd
forgotten all about them!
Guardian’s Song: Don’t worry, Cori Falls would never dare inconvenience her woobies with unwanted children. And if she did, they would be the most perfect, adorable little tykes ever to come into existence.
I remembered now, though.
Shit!
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How could I be so careless?! I cursed myself. What if Jessie gets
pregnant?! What if....
Jessie looked up at me and frowned. "What's wrong, James?" she asked.
My chest tightened, and a drop of sweat started rolling down the side of my
face. "N-nothing!" I stammered.
"James, your heart is going a mile a minute, and I felt you go tense just now!
It's not nothing!" she said. "Now, tell me what's the matter!"
Seems like the tables have turned, I said to myself. Dammit!
Guardian’s Song: Swearing Count: |||| ||||
How am I going to
tell her about this without upsetting her?!
Jessie's lip quivered. "You...you don't regret this, do you? I...I didn't scare
you with all that talk about marriage and children, did I?
Guardian’s Song: Just the readers.
James, I...." Her
voice cracked and trailed off.
I placed my hands on her cheeks and rested my forehead against hers. "No,
Jessie! I don't have any regrets about making love with you! And what you said
about wanting to spend the rest of your life with me and forsake all your other dreams of becoming a Pokémon Master, catching Pokémon, or generally anything other aside from the blissful existence of a housewife is the most wonderful thing
I've ever heard!"
Guardian’s Song: I’m sorry, is Cori Falls a FAN of Team Rocket, or a very cleverly disguised Team Rocket-basher? Because she sure seems to be actively dragging James’s character through the mud, and passively sucking most everything out of Jessie’s character until there’s little left to drag THROUGH the mud.
I assured her. "It's just that...."