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[ninjadog08]

I love your sporkings. Man, I can't believe how long this fic is. It's the very epitome of awfulness. You deserve a Purple Spork for your bravery :-)

[denouement16]

I came to your sporks through a link that I found on lkh_lashouts quite some time ago. You do great sporkings, but I cannot finish this one. The fic itself has made my brain bleed.

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You wouldn't believe how common a reaction that is... :D;;

[ana_beachcombe]

Hey dude, it's Opifex.After reading City of Bones (I was not impressed by it, in case you're curious), I've become more and more curious about this famous Draco Trilogy. I've been looking everywhere for a review/analysis or sporking of it, but with no luck. I noticed you talking about having sporked at least one of the fics in the Trilogy, so I thought maybe you'd have an idea. At least, if you've read it, could you maybe give me a description? What the hell is it even about, anyway?

~Opifex, feeling guilty because she made a canon villain hot and sexy too..

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community.livejournal.com/silver_sporks

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Oh, yes, Ron got a gedwey ignasia on his forehead from Rowena Ravenclaw during a time travel incident in Draco Sinister, I shit you not. (It wasn't CALLED that, but it WAS a silvery mark. My reaction was to comment "Cassandra Claire is Paolini's wife on the Astral Plane

[ana_beachcombe]

*reads summary*

...good gods. I had no idea; from the number of fangirls she had I thought those fics must be something else. I will admit, the parallels between her and me made me uneasy. I mean, I re-used stuff from my fanfics, including the protagonist, in an original trilogy as well. Then there was the "created an important part of fanon" thing, and the "epically long" thing, and... well.
I wound up thinking things like "oh hell, what if people say I'm another Cassandra Clare, and I get made fun of on all those sporking sites? Those people could take me apart if they wanted to! Noooo!"

However, there is at least one important difference between her and me: I didn't plagiarise. I don't need to do it, and nor would I ever defend myself if I had. *points at icon*

Thanks so much for your help, and for reassuring me - to say thankyou, I've made an icon just for you. :D

[tryxkittie]

Hi!

This may seem really weird and out of the blue. I swear this is actually for academic purposes as unbelievable as that sounds lol.

So, I know you seem pretty active in the Draco Trilogy sporking front and thus I was wondering if you could help me. Do you know of any scenes that show Draco really showing his characteristic Anti Hero-ness? Like was there any scene that's just ICONIC Claire!Draco? I'm looking for the iconic.

I've never read them and to read them now (or to read through your whole sporking) would be a huge undertaking I just don't have time for so I was hoping someone you could point me in the right direction. I mean the most iconic (horrid) scene you can think of! It would also be fun to see your interpretation of it (through sporking :) )

Thank you!

Another Question on the Draco Trilogy

[tryxkittie]

I know this may seem ridiculous, but I was wondering, is there any moment that felt incredibly slashy between Draco and Harry? And did Cassandra claire ever intend for Draco and Harry to be slashed together? Why or Why not?

Thanks!