Poll:

[guardo1023]

In the movie of our lives, what actor would play you?
. . . .And more important what actor would play me?

Comments

[spinalonephone]

NOT the chick from Spy Kids.

[demonfire]

There aren't (m)any actresses close enough to my body type in the industry to play me. And certainly none whose work I'm familiar enough with to be comfortable in casting them in a role, particularly mine.

bastard

[miriamnee]

steeler of my questions...no answer for you

[psychicbologna]

Playing me would be master actor Alfred Molina, who distinguished himself in such roles as Doctor Octopus in Spiderman 2 and the Count du Renoir in Chocolate. A man who can play a distinguished role such as myself with aplomb (never mind he looks nothing like me).

You would be played by popular bimbo Jessica Simpson, distinguished in such roles as Daisy Duke in the Dukes of Hazard and a slut in real life.

[orchard_avenue]

I'd play myself. Naw, they'd probably get Horatio Sanz to do it (insert fat hispanic joke here).

You.... would be the guy who played Harry Potter. Obviously.